The Typical Gangsta Conversation

Gangsta1: "Yo dawg."

Gangsta2: "Wassup my homie G?"

Gangsta1: "Nuttin', boy. What about 'chu?"

Gangsta2: "S'all good."

Gangsta1: "Man, there was dis white boy, tryna act gangsta n s*** so I popped a cap in his a**."

Gangsta2: "'Dat's how we do it, boy!"

Gangsta1: "Well, dawg, got my weed?

Gangsta2: "Uh... No..."

Gangsta1: "No? You f***in b****!

Gangsta2: "I'm sorry. Yo, my baby mama found it and she threw it away."

Gangsta1: "Why?"

Gangsta2: "She be like, 'I don't want no pot around my baby; no sir.'"

Gangsta1: "Die foo'!"

Gangsta1 shoots Gangsta2 in the chest and he dies...