The Typical Redneck Conversation

Cletus: "Hey Billie Joe."

BJ: "Hey Cletus."

Cletus: "Did you see the NASCAR race yesterday?"

BJ: "I sure did Cletus."

Cletus: "How are your kids?"

BJ: "Good, I just bought my three-year old his first gun."

Cletus: "Shucks ain't that a little late for your first gun?"

BJ: "Yeah, I gave my twelve year old his first gun at three months."

Cletus: "Well, your trailer's lookin' awfully nice."

BJ: "Yeah, how's your sister doin'?"

Cletus: "Good. She's a great wife."

BJ: "It must be great to marry your sister. Since I don't have a sister, I married my cousin."

Cletus: "Is that right?"

BJ: "It sure is."

Cletus: "How many kids you got now?"

BJ: "Uh... fifteen with number sixteen on the way."

Cletus: "That's great, I got eighteen."

BJ: "I thought you had seventeen."

Cletus: "Not since yesterday."

BJ: "Well, ya wanna have some beers while huntin'?"

Cletus: "Yeah, that's sounds good."