The Typical McDonald's Conversation

Speaker: "Hi, welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"

Person: "Yes, I want a double cheeseburger with a Coke."

Speaker: "Small, somewhat small, kinda small, a little smaller than medium, medium, a teensy bit bigger than medium, a bit smaller than large, large, extra large, or extra extra large?"

Person: "What?"

Speaker: "Small, somewhat small, kinda small, a little smaller than medium, medium, a teensy bit bigger than medium, a bit smaller than large, large, extra large, or extra extra large?"

Person: "Uh, a teensy bit bigger than medium."

Speaker: "Will that be all?"

Person: "No. I want... a ten piece chicken McNugget meal. With a Mr. Pibb."

Speaker: "Small, somewhat small, kinda small, a little smaller than medium, medium, a teensy bit bigger than medium, a bit smaller than large, large, extra large, or extra extra large?"

Person: "A teensy bit bigger than medium."

Speaker: "Do you want BBQ sauce, honey mustard, ketchup and honey mustard, sweet and sour sauce, mayo, mustard, ketchup, thousand island dressing, or guacamole?"

Person: Ugh... let's go to Wendy's...

Speaker: Will that be all? Sir, sir... Where'd he go?