The Typical Conversation With My Dog

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Oh, sure. When you look at her, she's all sweetness and light.

<me>: Frunobulax! Here, girl!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: I said come here!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: (throws toy) Go get it!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Good girl!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Give me the toy...
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Give me the toy...
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Give me the toy...
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Give me the toy...
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Good girl!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: (Walks into kitchen) Don't bite my pants!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Stop biting me!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Get down!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Get down!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: Get down!
<Frunobulax> ?
<me>: No biting!
<Frunobulax> ?
...

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