UTOPIA potion

The UTOPIA Potion

UTOPIA stands for Utterly Terrific Omnipresent Present Incredible Apple. This is the final product when combining the most good things in all time together. You get a really special Apple. Well, if you want to get technical, Apple Juice.

Effects

This potion gives the user supreme, unchallenged command over the universe, giving them the ability to open and close dimensions at will, gaining immortality, enlightenment, and pretty much complete purity.

How to make it:

Ingredients:

• Cookiegoodness
• God's Hair
• Rainbows
• Cookies
• Cheesecake
• A fat slice of pear, even though no body likes them

Preparation:

• Eat 25 cookies, and begin while the last one is in your mouth.

Recipe:

1. Mix all the ingredients while chanting the Great Song of the Dreams and Rituals of the Primordeal Creators, keep mixing until the Sacred Chant is finished.
2. Done!

How to use:

• Drink it all at once.
• Enjoy the supreme control that you have over the universe.