I am Bananaman. Defender against evil, and champion of yellow elongated fruit.
I love editing wikis, particularly ones that worship the almighty banana. Plus, Seppy bought me a drink down at the pub and asked if I'd mind popping by.
Fine. I've never even met Seppy. There aren't a lot of banana trees in the Antarctic, nor a lot of penguins in Guatamala. Except during tourist season.
Truthfully, there just isn't a lot of work for fruit-related superheroes these days. My last job was as a tree-shaker for Del Monte, but they sacked me when I refused to stop wearing my special suit.
At least, we think it was a banana • Banana • Banana bread • Banana Dissection (Nsnsns Foddrvopm) • Banana God (not about me) • Banana man (not really me) • Banana peel • Banana pudding • Bananaman (also not me) • Butter milk cow banana • Five day banana • Flub Nugget's Experimentations and Discoveries on The Magic Banana • Invasion of Illogiland/Banana • The Banana is eeble sonk • The Option Game/Banana
Seven hell-eating banana fish • The Banana Censorship Brigade