Banana bread

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“I'm banana born and bread”

~ Phrubub on knowing the banana

Banana bread is so called because it breeds bananas. Yes, that's right - it's where baby bananas come from, regardless of what your mother tells you about the 'stork'. In actual fact, Stork is a really crummy butter substitute that should only be used by tramps.

When banana bread and banana tomatoes breed, they create bonanoes, a special pink fruit used in place of bananas (and sometimes pineapples) only in emergency.

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