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Featured Article: [[Jedi ]] Jedi Jedi‘s always cast peculiar shadows. Always. A Jedi is a follower of Jedism, a religious faith originating from Buddhism (seekers of Enlightenment), Taoism/Daoism (seekers of Balance) and Sophistry (seekers of Entertainment). According to the recent census in the United Kingdom over 2.5% of the population class themselves to be of this religion and it is widely regarded as one of the largest growing minority religions in the country. History The word Jedi is derived from the ancient Punic words jedee (je-dee) meaning master and dia meaning deliberation (or debating) making Jedi the master debaters of the Carthaginian lands of Corsica. The name was given due to their great powers of persuasion, as they were often used as diplomats in times of conflict. So a Jedi was a great debater that follows the teachings of the ancient Carthaginian people. Modern Jedi however have begun to change that definition. Archive • Vote for featured articles >>> Recently featured: Satan Explained – Spy Story – Colonel Sanders – This Page is Useless – Time Cubicle – Foals – Martian Luther

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Previous Featured Article: The Green Ball (Uncensored Version) SCENE 1 EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET – DAY Wide shot: street, slow zoom in, with children playing. It's a bright and sunny day. Yes, the setting of this story is actually quite pleasant. Narrator: “"And so begins the day when children play, to fill their spouts with honey and clay. But will it end in the exact same way? Or for our heroes, be it their last day...?" It won’t be of course, since it’s not real. Camera stops zooming in. Kids stop playing and look at the camera. Narrator: The writer could make the characters invincible if he wanted. Besides, the writer prefers doing happy endings… what? Oh sorry, I’ll keep quiet. Camera starts to zoom in again. Kids continue to play. Narrator: “The tale begins on Hallowe'en down at a conspicuous police department…

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