User:RTXD/Junkyard

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Watching "Aliens vs. Predator" right now. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:19, 4 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

So this is the junkyard of Illogia, eh? Why don't you go to the regurgitation bucket of Illogia? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 18:51, 15 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Grimacing fabrications[edit | edit source]

In a previous incarnation I was a war hero with two left thumbs. The thumb thing was inconvenient during blizzards, so I (Pancho Kique of Tijuana) settled in Alabama. Zip ties tied zippily the psychic frauds that preyed on us. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 14:41, 29 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Does junk mail count as junk?[edit | edit source]

Drop it, don't stop it, send it on its way. Drop it, don't stop it, drop, drop, drop, drop it...

Sending actual garbage through the mail: an act of questionable legality in any sense. When your mail is full of junk, you're gonna wanna thank me. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 16:49, 29 Arply 2016 (UTC)