User talk:Colonel Sanders/Archive Three

What?

Hiding the evidence, are we? ~ 22:44, 24 Farbleum 2011

What evidence? Plus it isn't hidden, it's here anyway. I just cannot stand long talk pages.--Colonel Sanders 01:16, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

That was a joke, silly... oh, frebble. ~ 01:41, 25 Farbleum 2011

Meh. Just who do you think you are, anyways?--Colonel Sanders 01:56, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Er... it varies? ~ 18:53, 26 Farbleum 2011

It's a general tradition to do this on new talk pages...

Dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:27, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Was that really necessary?--Colonel Sanders 17:53, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:08, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Nock Clogg

PLEASE DON'T DELETE MY PAGE:

1. It is illogical
2. It is funny
3. It is about Nick Clegg
4. In a world where the letter O is the only vowel

SOVO THO ORTOCLO ON NOCK CLOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grannnnn 14:53, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Sorry! I didn't geddit. I thought it was about your friend/enemy/frenemy at school/work/whatever and was pointless gibberish. I guess I need to study my world leaders a bit more. But you wouldn't believe the poor saps leading America. I will take QD off. Oh and hi and welcome to Illogic!--Colonel Sanders 17:45, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Squigglies

You fight them, do you? I'm glad. *huggles CS* ~ 06:06, 13 Arche 2011

Yes, of course. And what about the flapjacks?--Colonel Sanders 06:48, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Are they in your nose? Sorry, just saw this. >.< ~ 20:07, 15 Aym 2011

Indeed. I was demoted on RW amist wevolution! So, how does ye like the logo my userspaces has adopted?--Glenn Beck 20:10, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Innit an older model? ~ 23:01, 15 Aym 2011

Yes; the one that has the trusworthy misspelling.--Colonel Sanders 00:06, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I hadn't even noticed... did they actually use that as their logo? ~ 04:01, 16 Aym 2011

Teh Assfly had his homeskollars make that logo when CP was first founded. I mean, sure teenagers who were taught that liberals are evil murdering fornicators who lie and burn Bibles for sport aren't gonna be the brightest (or kids in general for that matter), but you would think they could spell trustworthy right. In fact, I'm gonna start a thirty or so article series here on the follies of Conservapedia. Of course, in a pathetic attempt to garner more articles than that dead Testes guy. I have no idea why I bother.--Colonel Sanders 23:26, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)

You have failed

Erm.... have you never heared of the word "mirror site" ( NSFW ). Also, I have went on many sites that have said that person is the goatse guy. And anyway, why did you have to be so smug when you said that. - Another n00b 15:54, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't mean to be smug and I am a failure, so this isn't news that I failed. And who in the right mind would want to archive a blog written primarily by teenage girls to document the follies of the Internet? I was just taking the Island Monkey Blunt Remark thingy in the last comment and the one on ED that you've taken issue with. I issue my apologies to you. Just stressed over the RW fiasco and real life as well. Again, I apologize. And I really am a failure.--Colonel Sanders 17:06, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

P.S. I take no issue on the goatse guy thing.--Colonel Sanders 17:07, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

That "Blog written by teenage girls" has a main page that, according to Alexa ranking, has been viewed more than 33 times that of Illogicopedia's main page. Can you see what I'm saying? And there's always the ( sadly dead ) LurkMoarPedia. - Another n00b 17:10, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I accept that, and never denied such a claim. That and Uncle Pete are much more popular than ?Pedia. But I mainly offer that blunt remark in jest and didn't mean you to take that so seriously. I respect you were a user of the site, and take no issue with you or the site, but I think they were even more draconian than Conservapedia in blocking users and stuff. I do see what you were saying, but ED had a reputation of spamming sites, including dear Illogica, and that's why I have such a negative perception of them.--Colonel Sanders 17:14, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

My username on ED was BzH5, which was created on 25th July 2009. And I thought I'd just come and go on Uncyclopedia, so I chose "Another_n00b", as if to say "Just another unimportant average n00b". Though I use Another_n00b now on every site, execpt for TVTropes, where I'm Seper1116. Sorry for trailing off there, but anyway some guy chose my uncyc username as there ED username for some reason. Who was that? I'm not registered on ed.ch, BTW. - Another n00b 17:32, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I dunno who. But is the mirror essentially a rebirth of the site, and not just an archive? It sounds so from what you are saying.--Colonel Sanders 17:33, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Actually, it is a fork of the original site from Archive.org, so that's why about 50% of the images are missing. However, luckily this number is quickly de-creasing. But the LurkMoarPedia is ( or WAS ) run entirely by Anonymous, and was like an "ED expanded" kind of thing, though that was just before OhShiternet was set up. - Another n00b 17:40, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Don't even get me started on Ohinternet.--Colonel Sanders 17:42, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

OhInternet is the biggest load of fucking asslicking shit ever to have crawled and passed itself off as a wiki on the Internet. It's designs horrible, It's Web 2.0, tries to be SFW even though no sensible person would be caught dead reading it, and attempts to be family-friendly even though ED was mostly popular with 12 year old boys in the first place. I would set up an account there, if it wasn't for the horrible spam detection system which has more holes in it than a river made of swiss cheese. I'd rather have goatse as my screensaver than ever have to see OhInternet's terrible design lay-out ever again. So yes. - Another n00b 17:48, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Ohinternet's a wiki? Most bizarre wiki I've seen. I thought it was a pure blog. Now, I glanced at the ED mirror you linked to me for a few minutes, and I noticed the lack of glaring sex toy ads and whatnot. And the main page is a lot neater. Now, was it the same people who started this new version, or was it someone else? And, if you wanna join, I don't think anyone here's stopping you. Obviously, I'll never join myself, but I guess you could. I mean, it's gotta turn out better than Ohinternet. And you said boys were a main demographic of the site? I never joined or got involved, but I always thought it was a blog written by disgruntled teenage girls expressing emotional wrath over crap and the occasional wandering peddler like Bob Dylan who gets stuck in the malarkey. I mean you were a member... but still. And did all ED members spam and crash other sites, and will the new site do the same? I hope not. I don't want wiki war.--Colonel Sanders 01:17, 20 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Only very, very few people on ED actually do that. In fact, most of them are just a bit arsy. But what's weird is that even though ED is supposed to be draconian, I was on there for nearly 2 years and never got blocked once. And yet, I spent over 6 months on uncyclopedia ( The "nice guy" ) and I got blocked 29 times! - Another n00b 15:10, 20 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for nomming me for that thing you nommed me for... I feel elevated in the sights of Roberto... a better target, I guess. See you on Robot Chicken. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 19:06, 12 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. I believe I mentioned a collab with you before the lamestream media shifted the focus from the Middle East to trivial things like Anthony Weiner, Casey Anthony, bulldozers raising the Feds' ceiling of debt, unemployment and high school seniors in bikinis facing danger in Mexico. Ya still interested? And about the new sig... are you really that Reverend guy from Uncle Pete?--Colonel Sanders 18:44, 13 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Maybe this for a start? (Colbert Super PAC). And yeah, I was that reverend guy. Now I am somewhat different. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 17:31, 20 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Sounds great. Very nice additions.--Colonel Sanders 17:49, 20 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Testr

Do you remember this?. Well anyway, I made an article about it. You like? - Another n00b 18:47, 13 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Glad to see someone utilize my test wiki. And nice article.--Colonel Sanders 19:06, 13 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)