User talk:Island Monkey/Archive deux

HOW DARE YOU REVERT MY BLANKING!!! ?pedia is questionable. Yeah. Thanks for archiving my talk though. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:57, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Some people are so polite like that. ~ 21:06, 22 Jeremy 2011

I wanted my tpage blanked. I don't like to talk. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:08, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Why? What's so bad about talking? ~ 21:24, 22 Jeremy 2011

I dunno. I turns to ranting and arguments of ignorance ([1]). Therefore I'm fed up of talking now. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:32, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You're a nut. The question is, what kind? ~ 23:21, 22 Jeremy 2011

I dunno. Do you see the rainbow space? I see the rainbow space. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:12, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I just see a rain of pigs. Wonder how they got up there in the first place... was there a tornado, or something?~ 16:57, 23 Jeremy 2011

I see Mr. Bean being raped by a garden hose... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:13, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Oh... well, uh... I dunno, then. ~ 02:40, 28 Jeremy 2011

Berty

Whazzup with ze Stalin? And I finally got to creating a New CP account and the mad freak apparently smited us last time I looked. And I need to work on my works here and the Weird Al series on Simple yet. Meh.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:01, 26 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

No, he's been desysopped, blocked for 1 month, and I may be an admin in a few days. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:12, 26 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That's glad to here. We both have been pardoned by Conservatism, who is the Bureaucrat over there. And you are teh adminz there now? Wow. I just hope the maniac doesn't come back in a month.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:21, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Yup. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:20, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Don't you hate hate hat it when people barge in on your conversations when they don't even know what you're talking about?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 09:56, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I know I do. What are you guys talking about, anyhow? ~ 16:08, 28 Jeremy 2011

New CP. The site where a madman named BrooKKKe smited us for eternity for doing absolutely nothing right after I created an account there, until the Crat Conservatism revoked the freak of their admin status and pardoned us. Now, I haven't been there or RW for a while and I have no ided what's going on. Do you, Berty? Anyway, it is a Conservapedia for True Conservatives. [2].--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:30, 1 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I'm an admin there. TESTIFY TO THY LORD! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:13, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Eek. ~ 16:46, 2 Farbleum 2011

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘Mwhahahaha! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:54, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Well, now...

What an... interesting stylistical thingy. Any particular reason why the mousover shadows are so far off, though? That's a mite odd.~ 02:50, 4 Farbleum 2011

EPIC... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:18, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Bizarre... ~ 16:15, 4 Farbleum 2011

Bizarre?? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:19, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Like a chicken. ~ 20:14, 4 Farbleum 2011

I doesn't shout COCKATOO, though. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:17, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

You've been a bad boy, Mr. Berty!

What are you doing editing New CP on the Sabbath? Conservatism will probably give you the same fate as he did BrooKKKe tomorrow. You're teh adminz there. You're expected to know the policies! I haven't made a single edit on the site and obviously know them better than you do. (Same with Old CP, as I'm an occasional contributor of WIGO-CP on RW.) Oh well, Berty. We're probably going to be blocked at Simple for "meatpuppetry", so what does it matter? We just suck, I guess. Meh.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:29, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Spis mine shorts, du skurk!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:07, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Who do you think you are?

How can you just nominate my very first Illogicopedia article for speedy deletion! I don't see what policy I'm breaking here- I may have cashed in on the song by U2, but the lyrics don't even properly resemble those of the song! Your reason "we're not a place for song lines" is very vague and unconvincing. I demand you withdraw this nomination immediately!--120.56.165.249 13:15, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

It was mistaken...on a reflection of the shadows...that was me. Sing along people! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:34, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I'm serious, take my page off the Speedy Deletion list. It does not meet any of the criteria for quick deletion as far as I know. Just because it's a song doesn't mean it doesn't belong here! --Mortalmm000 16:28, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Berty...

Please stop biting the noobs. Adding pages to QD with the slightest excuse is also kind of annoying in general - if it really is a one-word article, total crap, copyright violation, or whatever, that's fine, of course, but saying this place ain't for songs? There be plenty of others floating around, so what are you trying to do?

Seriously, if I ever find myself hurling another wikipedia policy at your head (let alone the same one as before) again, there might be hell to pay. ~ 18:03, 6 Farbleum 2011

Eh?

Are those ED trolls spamming the site with insurance crap?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 17:58, 9 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I dunno. I'm raising the security level to 'a bloody nuisance' though. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:20, 10 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

HeavenO

Sir Berty, this is where you hang out? A bizarre place indeed. Full of Islamic numerals and other such smut. Anyway, I ventured here to ask you if you stillb were planning to come to Conservapaedia to edit as you are now an Invigilator. Much thanks for the DYK thingy, I beieve we have V entries now. I proposed a new project and wonder if you are interested. Hope you get this missive. HeavenO!--Conservatism

Oh noes!

You have been blocked on simple too? I would just give up on WP and go there. Sad really.--Colonel Sanders 21:59, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

disappointed!!!

you are discouraging me! why are you reverting my invaluable contributions. I am disappointed. :(

Indeed invaluble. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:43, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

curse you! I am leaving this place. :( උඹට මොකෝ! 16:45, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Goody! Lemme get the champagne! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:47, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

You sholud have helped me! No one is perfect! උඹට මොකෝ! 16:49, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

M. Berty umba maha apathayek. ponnaya!!! hari loku eka kiyala hithan innava athi. meke tho delete karanavanam okkoma delete karapan; revert karapan. meke thiyena okkoma vikarane ponnayo. thopila vage varadiyata ipadichcha ponna kariyonta thama maema ajoova vikara honda. උඹට මොකෝ! 16:56, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

May I know the reason to revert my contributions. උඹට මොකෝ! 17:03, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Er... um.

What in the world is going on, and what in the tarnaggling blimey did I just walk into? ~ 21:58, 28 Farbleum 2011

Yeah man...I'm trippin', trippin' hard. Which is why I like my trip hop... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:25, 1 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Also, you won.

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

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You appear to have won, with the astounding score of... +2. Still, a win's a win, especially since apparently that only happened because I happened to be around. Oops. Anyhow, congratulations and all that; you may now call yourself a right phantom and everything. You'll have to find a vampire to pester for the actual user rights, mind, but... whatever.

Also, care to write up a blurb for yourself? If you don't, I will (if I remember), and nobody wants that.~ 02:31, 1 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Hollo !

Thanks for welcoming me. My seminal work Nock Clogg seems to have become quite popular recently =). --Grannnnn 09:21, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Yes, and I hope to see you win IotM some time around. Good day! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:28, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Berty...

So, I see you've been here quite a bit since you were given the boot at simple. I don't plan on returning there anytime soon. Oddly, RW is leading some sort of Conservapedia boycott... Oh, and have you been on Knowino lately? We need you there, Berty, if we're ever gonna overtake WP and CZ. Have a good duck--Colonel Sanders 19:06, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

SOCK WOCK

I am not a socky-wocky. I am not worn on anyone's feettles. What put that silly idea into your heady-weady ? =) Grannnnn22:34, 7 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Sorry; I think you're Gomphog for for some reason. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:11, 8 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Berty, darling...

Just because I do something doesn't mean you should do it, too. Seriously, I'm a lunatic. Also, less relevantly, I have access to an extensive network of spies; sometimes I know things. Terrible things. Orange things. ~ 02:22, 8 Arche 2011

Heed this warning. I learned the hard way. Also, congrats! In the battle of the user talkpages, yours just about beats Silent Penguin's for sheer browser crashability. *Thumbs up* -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:19, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Blanking Userpages

Athyria ghosted your blanking of Dan's userpage. Though he hasn't been on in forever, his bizarre userpage should probably stay intact. Scrutiny from ED? What kind of fodder exactly could they come up with using that userpage?

On an unrelated note, I found a more moderate version of New CP. It's here. Apparently, despite all the things to write about, I chose this. Sad, ain't it?--Colonel Sanders 13:49, 15 Arche 2011 (UTC)

It says I'm thirteen. See here. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:06, 15 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Regardless

...of how normal or not the following text may look, leaving a span wide open like that is just plain bad practice, and it makes me sad. Please don't do it, seriously. ~ 09:10, 21 Arche 2011

Since when? Have the House of Commons passed an act about it? It's not your sig, so you don't need to sad about it. Stop making this Uncyclopedia. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:01, 21 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Since it's overflowing and affecting everything below it on the page. I am not making this uncyclopedia; if it was I would have banned you already over the size of it months ago; leaking code is an issue wherever. If you wish to style pages in a way for yourself, you have your personal css for that. ~ 21:22, 21 Arche 2011