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(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")
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~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee
“NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.”
Malucopedia is here, but any English-language illogic is welcome here. Cg098 (talk) 18:33, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)
What? Vim aqui por causa do meu amigo que logou aqui? Não falo inglês!
- This might help. Cg098 (talk) 02:05, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Na verdade, você está correto, inglês 'invasion' - Português 'invasão'. Esta foi uma mensagem mal traduzida de Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 07:05, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Tu fala português? Ou traduziste? Illogico! Illogically? 16:15, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Traduziste. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 21:56, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Traduziu... Humm... Bom... Illogico! Illogically? 22:27, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- ... Louis LOL (talk) 22:29, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Já estava, acordei a pouco tempo, está tudo bem aí, a dias que não te visito, e sim, hoje tem festinha... Illogico! Illogically? 16:14, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Oi amigo, não te esqueças do que eu falei! Illogico! Illogically? 04:32, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)
(kaizum me) 23:58, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
So, what's with the XY010 sock puppet? Are you a troll, being funny or just not aware you're beginning to act like a vandal?(kaizum me) 18:42, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Louis is vandal blocked? MySurpriseIsYou! (talk) 23:57, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Yes. (kaizum me) 02:07, 25 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I got a plan.
Let's take over his userpage! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:06, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Let's not, and write ORIGINAL COMEDY CONTENT instead! Cg098 (talk) 03:18, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- nada. Try it.--Mah gamemah other game foodies - - - > imijursVANDALISM!
06:06, 29 Aym 2017 (UTC)