User talk:Magic man

Your name looks strangely familiar... anyhow, welcome and stuff. Have a welcome template:

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Yeah. Scary, huh? Anyhow, glad you've ventured here... now if you'll excuse me, I need to go break something. ~ 02:54, 2 Farbleum 2011

Ah yes, I had another account here at one point. Obviously not under my uncyc name. Anyway, nurdle (was that correct? I do hope so.). --Magic man 16:11, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Ah, my old adpotee candidate on Uncle Pete. Yes, I'm Special Cases! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:23, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

'Correct'? What is 'correct'?

And Berty, I thought that was that other guy... ~ 16:45, 2 Farbleum 2011

Chief was my adopter, this was my candidate but I chose Chief. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:46, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Oh! Hey Special Cases Mr. Berty! How are you? Why did you go all bat fuck insane over on uncyc? --Magic man 20:04, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I dunno. HERE'S JIMMY! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:10, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

NOOO! Anything but Jimmy!!! --Magic man 20:11, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Also, have a look at my article and this and this. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:13, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

"The Merchant of Uncyc"? You should have kept that one. Also, I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here, but is your name Bert? Or Albert? Or Alberto? Or Al? Anyway, You are a bad person aren't you? Banned on Uncyc and Wikipedia. Just don't get banned here. --Magic man 20:21, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘I'm still on the Simple English Wikipedia. Also see here. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:26, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I didn't see your name. --Magic man 20:35, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Eh? Well, you might wanna see these little people. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:37, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Great. --Magic man 20:38, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AREEEEE MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ANGEL. Also, Lee Perry will move your soul away from Lucifer mon. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:39, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

MY SOUL IS SAVED!! --Magic man 20:42, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I will proceed to chase him! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:46, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

So... I guess that's you? --Magic man 20:48, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I will chase him because of this, mon. Satan is responsible for my daughter being emo! I testify! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:51, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Uhhh.... Religious much? --Magic man 20:52, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

THE LORD WILL TESTIFY!!!!!! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:53, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘I'll take that as a yes. --Magic man 20:54, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

WAR! GOOD GOD YO! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?! ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:57, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Uh.... --Magic man 21:04, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I will proceed to shut up. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:06, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

THANK THE LO... *Ahem* Great. --Magic man 21:08, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Oh... did I miss the party? Dang... squiggles? ~ 03:31, 4 Farbleum 2011

Hey, it's you!

I know you. maybe. I think. I think I liked you. maybe not. Did i liked, lekid, ddi i, hav a?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 08:14, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I believe you did like me. Hello. How are you? --Magic man 19:35, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I reviewed your article.

So yeah, I found it pretty cool. Now will please you return the favor by reviewing Poodle? ~ 20:21, 08/28/2011

Thanks for the review, I'll do yours when I have more time. And yes, I am the Magic man from Uncle Pete. -- 16:49, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)