Aland
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| Motto: "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT" | |||||
| Anthem: Anaconda by Hitler's Happy Fun Time Band (later Bought by Stalin) | |||||
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| Capital | Acapital | ||||
| Largest city | Acity, Atown, Ahamlet | ||||
| Official languages | Human | ||||
| Government | the one with a government | ||||
| Prime Minister | Son Gohan | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Hitler (obviously) | ||||
| Currency | money | ||||
| Religion | beliefs | ||||
| Population | Too many to count | ||||
| Area | equal to the size of itself | ||||
| Population density | Many dents | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Humans, Greeks, Kim Jong Un | ||||
| Major exports | food | ||||
| Major imports | more food | ||||
| National animal | ?????? | ||||
| Favourite pastime | Profit. | ||||
| Opening hours | Classified information, citizen! | ||||
| Internet tld | .fu | ||||
| Calling code | 555 - 1 032 652 4747 or 1 0 EBOLA ISIS | ||||
Aland is a land on Earth (I think), or maybe it's an ocean? I'm not really sure. Let's go ask Oscar Wilde.
“How would I know? I'm not a fucking geometry expert”