Artistic merit
Artistic merit is a concept that no one really understands, like quantum relativity. The reason for this is that no one knows the answer to What is art?. We can answer What is and isn't art? but we don't know what art itself is.
Luckily, measuring artistic merit is much easier. You plot the quality on the x axis and the importance on the y axis and then rectangle them. The kinds of questions this kind of reasoning can answer are like "Rooms have corners, but do corners have aesthetic value?"
The only thing harder than herding cats is herding a dog.
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That was some graphic design with artistic merit, now here's some prose with artistic merit[edit | edit source]
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