Forum:?Times for Wednesday, 27 Ditzember 2011

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11th Edition

Rebelling from Wikia in the worst kind of way.

Tuesday, Ditzember 27, 2011

The Illogicopedian Times is, in mathematical terms, the square root of the hippopotumus when divided by pi and raised to the power of your mom. This will have mathematicians baffled for the rest of the year, which, coincidentally, isn't very long.

Happy New Years By Dan the Hedgehog As we end 2011, let's look back on the dumb things that happened during the old year: The rebirth of your mom jokes The featuring of cheeses The screeching of Justin Bieber The death of ED (wait, that's not dumb, actually that's a good thing) The rebirth of ED at EncyclopediaDramatica.ch (that, however, is very dumb) The birth of the Illogicomedia Foundation The horrible love of MLP:FiM The vandalism of ACarThatDrives This Illogicopedia's five-year anniversary and 8,000+ articles The rebirth of the IllogiTimes Needless to say, however, after 01/01/2012, the "new year" will quickly become the old year, and then we'll be waiting for 12/31/2012. It's just a neverending cycle... or is it? I'm sexy and I know it. By Sexy And you're ugly. Let's make average babies.

Oh damn. By NotReallyMyUsername We are facing the IllogiPocalypse. This is an apocalypse of Illogicopedia. You see, our wiki is slowly but surely slowing down to obscurity. And the only editors who are still visiting it are Dan the Hedgehog and I. Our forum isn't visited enough, neither is VFH, VFI, AotM or even IotM. And look at this: Dan and I are the only ones who even bothered to write an IllogiTimes since October of this year. And this will slowly degrade until we are barely noticed at all, even behind EncyclopediaDramatica.ch. And then, on December 21, 2012, our website will disappear from all history. Completely. Please, we must save our website. Cool story bro. By Dan the Hedgehog Please, everybody completely disregard what my friend Kirby up there said. He's just one pile of **** after another. Thank you.

WANTED: Certainly not you. Come on, who needs you? Nobody. You're pathetic.

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LOST: My job. Wish I could get it back. I also lost my life because I'm on death row. Pitiful.

Comments

Would this be a good time to plug Illogblog's 2011: A Retrospective? Let me know if not... :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:46, 28 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps. After four days, my belches finally feel normal again. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 14:33, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Nice to see this old relic again. Congratulations on finishing on a high note, and you're welcome for all the drivel I've smeared onto the pages of this venerable institution, this vast trove of literary abuse. Pilchard will be blended with scrambled eggs unless otherwise specified. Please do not leave your undergarments unattended in the sphincter modification room. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 14:33, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)