Forum:Ask a silly question, get a silly answer/archive1
Why is spam fritter so tasty?!????1!!!?--HelloolleH 22:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Cus they are yummy.
What Makes a slab of meat so tasty?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 22:08, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
A divine intervention
What is a divine intervention?--The Brappinest Gangsta hardnut in-yer-fez crackalack chazawak slap and smack boom shack attack brap!! 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, when divinity and an intervention love each other very much...
What is the answer to this question? --Cainad 01:23, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes, it is!
If I always lie, do you believe me?--MathPoet 19:49, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
I laugh in the face of paradoxes, HA!
Yours Truly, Angry Mob?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:57, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Crucify somebody, please!
How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
About as many as the fishes on the internets.
Why wont silent penguin make me an admin?--Zerotrousers 06:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Eventually, the further growth of Illogicopedia means more admins will be appointed. The current are currently enough by a fair margin to manage it with reasonable work load, though, and also for atleast one to be present much of the time, in case a vandal appears. Mayhaps you'll have your chance in the future, if the bureucratic ones (such as SP) find you a good choice, but right now is not the time; there is simply no reason to have more admins as of yet.
Wait, that answer wasn't silly. Oh well, on to the question... How much nose does a lightbulb emit? --Fluffalizer 09:16, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Approximately One Giga-nostril of Nose an Hour.
Why Won't ZeroTrousers make me a Normal user?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Because you can never be 'normal' again once you have created an account on ?pedia.
Why do clouds suddenly appear...? -- Hindleyite 19:22, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
..every time you are near? Its because your so fat you have your own atmosphere.
When is the Time Travellers Convention?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:44, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
yesterday, so don't be tardus.
did you remember to rewind the DVD? --MathPoet 20:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
?DVD eht dniwer to rebmemer ouy did.
Why does MathPoet keep forgetting to answer the previous question?--Zerotrousers 07:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
because i had a lobotomy and couldn't catch on to oatmeal. i fixed it, though.
why are women so female? --MathPoet 08:36, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Because they are squirrelly.
Why is this question not silly?--Zerotrousers 07:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Because Batman says so.
Y? -- Hindleyite 14:13, 22 Arply 2007 (UTC)
Why not?
Why does the fluffy cheese make my head spin? Slinking ferret 18:36, 22 Arply 2007 (UTC)
Ask the Pleiadians.
How obscure a reference can a carrot muster? --Fluffalizer 21:04, 22 Arply 2007 (UTC)
As obscure as the reference the carrot can muster.
Why is there a question mark at this sentence?--Zerotrousers 07:27, 23 Arply 2007 (UTC)
it's a marketing ploy.
what's the difference between a frog?--MathPoet 12:20, 23 Arply 2007 (UTC)
About 80.
If i divide green by the year 1964, how many of these symbols --> & <-- do i have?--OMFG 15:28, 23 Arply 2007 (UTC)
About 80.
SCRATCHED RECORD!?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:29, 23 Arply 2007 (UTC)
About 80.
Why do we keep repeating "About 80"?--Zerotrousers 21:01, 23 Arply 2007 (UTC)
About 80.
About 80?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:06, 23 Arply 2007 (UTC)
what is ?
can you overdose on Oreo's?--MathPoet 13:09, 24 Arply 2007 (UTC)
No.
Yes?--Zerotrousers 02:42, 25 Arply 2007 (UTC)
Maybe.
A repeat question: how many Illogicopedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? -- Hindleyite 19:04, 25 Arply 2007 (UTC)
none. it's a hardware problem.
so why do you need duct tape if you own a hamster?--MathPoet 18:19, 28 Arply 2007 (UTC)
So you can tape it too the walls so it doesn't run away.
What would the Lab technician think of that?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 09:40, 29 Arply 2007 (UTC)
Something on the lines of "FOGMIZARS, loflipm. Das war ein gut hund! *plays the theme tune to Barney the Dinosaur using a wishbone and a dictionary dressed as 8 grapes*" while, of course, writing chalked obscenities on GOFLTHOUHASTBEENRWNED,FUKUR -signed, Albert Syphillis Rainbow Robinson IV
Why was Mr. Blobby born with foetal alcohol syndrome?
Because he is yummy.
Why is a parrot?--Zerotrousers 03:11, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Because of the turnips my child.
Why does Dr, House kick so much bootay? Slinking ferret 13:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
he has a nice heiney.
why do so many sports require the players having balls?--MathPoet 12:28, 5 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Because they mostly use bodies with closed curved surfaces for scoring projectiles.
How can you modify integers so they become ultimate Weapons of Mass Destrustions? -HAH-83.131.26.221 13:00, 5 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Sort of like this:
3
1 1
2888882
(888 888)-.
.(888 888) 3
/ (888 888) )
(=- .3888883|_--1
/3 3_|l|_/ (3
(=-3 |l| /
c 3.___|l|___/
/c |_| /
(=-c._________/3
c /
c._________/
8 ---- 8
8 __ #
288888888/
Why is Canada Canada? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:12, 5 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Because they misspelled Canadia.
Why is haiku so annoying?--MathPoet 12:54, 8 Aym 2007 (UTC)
The answer yee seek is Abbout 80.
Eh?----OMFG 09:29, 18 Aym 2007 (UTC)
The awnser for this is a little bit more complicated then just showing off some of the misterys that undercover all the hidden explanation behind anything that has liquid nitrogen on his pants. Let's go back in time a litte: Imagine a large content box of trustwork and yellowship inside a basket, do not expire it off. Until it don't make a compliant 8756 gunfire, it wont be able to face back his past in a omni method. All is conected by a giant jackpot. Try to not breathe, see? It just don't work fine for aligators with more then five llamas on their back. Imposible to pre-eradicate unblobby lobsters. GO FOR IT!
Have you walked your Jacob yet? - Stortztalk
The letter C. It's not safe. Keep quiet until 25000 hours.
Who's making out with Marzipan? 71.203.244.64 14:14, 20 Aym 2007 (UTC) Eh?
My band
If i had 3 bullets, and i fired 2 at Jacob, how long would it take Jacob to take the hint that i don't like him?--Hello, then typed again backwards...far too drunk to try it now 14:57, 22 Aym 2007 (UTC)
No Duh.
Is this a yes or no question? --124.186.137.81 Zerotrousers LOL! 21:12, 23 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Probably not.
when is crazy? --MathPoet 18:17, 24 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Twenty eight past fourty two.
Why did I randomly get nominated for writer of the month? --Little Miss Oddity
You wrote some pretty illogical stuff, and it was well-appreciated. Wait, that's not a silly answer. It is a vast, sinister conspiracy! You can hide, but you cannot run; mwahahahaha!
When you made nose, did your haste become beard? --Fluffalizer 08:20, 25 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Unfortunately not, because it wasn't used in the final episode.
What is the standard range for rangers? --193.198.16.211 14:05, 25 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Le fwazodauffle!
Why do you exist? --Little Miss Oddity
Because red ninjas burn in moonlight
Why do ominous thunder clouds gather every time i appear?
god hates you.
why don't i have breasts? --MathPoet 10:00, 28 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Because you have breasts.
Wait, What just happened there?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:20, 28 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Your mom just happened there. -badum, tsh-
Why does that one girl I know want to be emo, when emos are clearly silly and loser-like? --Little Miss Oddity
Because I forgot to plug in my earlobe this morning.
If ______ does a ______ on a _____, would ______ _______ me back? --Zerotrousers LOL! 07:53, 29 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Of coursen't. i'll have three.
How does an aeroplane eat cotton candy without spilling any down his brand new skirt?
By trapping a fnurdle!
If Jacovie decided to try and get institutionalized, succeeded at getting institutionalized, managed to escape frmo the institution, ran to Chicago's Chinatown, and poke'd that one girl who wants to be emo, would I be happy? --Little Miss Oddity
AIDs is a deadly virus that is transmited through unprotected sex with sufferers. It breaks down the immune system until you can be killed by a single cat.
Why is there a body lying face down in the lost and found bucket?
Because its a conspiracy against you, Mister Tsichlis!
Why are Asians mostly nerds? --Little Miss Oddity
Because they dug up buried treasure only to find can empty box with a note reading "I.O.U. one treasure."
Why am I now Mister Tsichlis?
Because "Madame Chavelle" was already taken.
Paper... or plastic? --Kanogul (talk) 20:49, 7 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Peanut!
Peanut? What am I on?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:12, 8 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
premium imagination dust.
Does Mr Blobby cry inside depite all the wealth and liamas he pocesses?
Nooooo, of course not </sarcasm>.
Why is everyone conspiring against Mister Tsichlis? -- Little Miss Oddity
The Conspiracy conspires against us all, even the conspirators themselves.
Why does my dog like to sneeze all over everything? --Cainad 20:58, 15 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Because it's lactose intolerant.
Wait...did that answer actually make sense? --Little Miss Oddity
It shouldn't have.
Are meta-questions appropriate for this game? --Cainad 18:53, 17 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Note: All employees must wash hands before returning to work.
So... what did I win? --Kanogul (talk) 21:12, 17 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Your very own grue, lurking beneath your bed.
Or was that a bit too gruesome a price? --The Divine Fluffalizer 21:53, 17 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Prices and people SLASHED whilst slashing bushes that concealed people taking a slash. All by the slash town Slasher.
Is it me or?
Of course you can have a set of blank DVDs for your birthday!
Did Maroon 5 eat my exploding ham? -- Little Miss Oddity
Stop telling porkies.
Get it porkies, ham - pigs, get it get it?
nope, nothing, your so lucky, you could have been a gonna.
What? where? when? why? how? who?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:02, 18 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
'Cuz.
What is the Socratic Method? --Thekillerfruitcake 15:40, 18 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
When somebody eats a fish from RuneScape, they turn into ducks, which desperately avoid broze arrows flying from the bank of the lake, the source of which are n00bs, with bronze arrows, despite the fact that they could use tea cups.
What is Sally? --Little Miss Oddity
The effect achieved when light reflected from venus is refracted by some swamp gas, distilled then bottled and sold at an outrageous 256% mark-up.
What is the meaning of this impertinance?!?!?
Look it up in the dictionary!
Will spirals take over your head? --Little Miss Oddity
Depends what the triangles are doing at the time.
Isn't it a little odd?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:30, 20 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Only when you don't get even.
If swimming is beneficial for the arm- & leg muscles, how come fish have no arms or legs?--D. G. Neree 11:42, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Because of FAIRY GODPARENTS! -Crocker has a seizure-
Did somebody tell him that she had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that he had in February last year? --Little Miss Oddity
Because he was a skater boy, and she said "See you later boy",
he wasn't good enough for her?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 10:23, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Take it back now y'all.
Chacha real smooth?-- 11:46, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Banana fish crumb fool.
Eeble? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:02, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Sooooonk.
If everybody had an ocean across the USA, then would everybody be surfin' like Cali-forn-i-a? --Little Miss Oddity
It's cali-forn-ica-tion.
Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a hollywood basement? -- 09:29, 25 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Davy Jones, of course.
Why am I writing lyrics to Davy Jones' song? --Little Miss Oddity
Well, somebody must go through that state.
Who else would? --Doctor Detestable
Indeed we shall, Herbert.
WHO TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR? --Little Miss Oddity
I'm pretty sure Steve Urkel is the culprit!
What do you do with a drunken sailor? --Doctor! Yes, what?
Give him to your boyfriend.
Who elected you God? --MathPoet 02:15, 1 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
The devil made me do it.
Who's who? --D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 15:41, 1 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
I'm the Doctor, you bumbling ninny.
When do they plan to immanentize the eschaton? --Cainad 20:49, 1 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
QUICK THERE'S A FLY SWAT IT WITH A NEWSPAPER.
Harry Potter?
No thanks, I don't smoke.
How do you join Hizbollah? --X-unrated restricted now! obey!
With great difficulty.
Can you get a better bit of butter on your knife? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:14, 13 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Rated R, audiences over 11 only.
Who are you doing tonight? Goshzilla 14:16, 13 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Dying from Gingervitis.
Are water deathbeads really worth all this linkage? -- 19:46, 15 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
No, but all linkage is worth water deathbeads.
dwhemejsfgofofmmdjkdnsjfekjkfifmejnfkekr? – Smiddle / talk 11:53, 18 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Hard to see, the darkside is.
Do you pocess adequate intelligence? -- 11:55, 18 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
I'd like to let the cheese speak for myself. (Hindleyite)