Forum:I've survived here a week! Let's party!

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Seriously, I must be, like, amazing or something. o___O

Although I can't actually be bothered to check how long I've really been here... I assume it's at least a week, though. All I really know is that the ceiling mop thing's been on the main page the whole time. What's with that? Does it involve mustard, by any chance? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100915 - 04:51 (UTC)

Ever since I met Ayrithrirara, I always knew he was going to be a great Illogicopedian. I even took the liberty of preparing a party for him, complete with music and a speech, which is currently happening. Just so ya know. And all that. Yeah. Coming up next; Staple Tapeworms To My ***** - Passenger of ****. That's appropriate censorship right there. Anyhoo, Ayrithriragaderp is a great guy. Galanoth 16:50, 16 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I'll bring the cheese and crackers —rms talk 05:36, 17 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You just shut yer damn mouth, RMS. Just. Shut. Yer. Damn. Mouth. --Galanoth 16:45, 17 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Hey, it's a party for me. That makes it mine, you hear me? Mine! *hugtackles rms and dives out the window* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100917 - 18:04 (UTC)

Prague. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:50, 20 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, hello. *pokes Gruntled with a stick* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100921 - 20:16 (UTC)

Ooooh, Gruntled like sticks! *sprinkles cheese and Valerian extract into Athyria's drink*. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:31, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

*pokes drink with the stick* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100922 - 13:50 (UTC)

Wait, did I miss something here? Sticks? Poking? I should stop getting hung over so much.

! —rms talk 14:32, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

*pokes rms with a different stick, this one covered in moss* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100922 - 16:32 (UTC)

Hey, hands off Testostereich's banstick! It has a habit of firing off unexpectedly. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:30, 22 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

...o_O

*looks at stick*

*looks at Hindleyite*

*looks back at stick*

*drops the stick and backs away quickly* Okay, some people should really not go leaving their sticks lying around. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100922 - 23:28 (UTC)

*pokes himself in the eye with his own stick* Phalanx! Phalanx! Diskosherist ill-wishers, throttled barn swallows! Fiends, Womans, countrymen! Lend me your fears! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 00:17, 23 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Careful, love. Careful. After all, we all know pointy sticks are musical instruments and they get upset sometimes when misused. This one must be scared. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100923 - 00:28 (UTC)

What's this about pointy sticks? Are we using them to skewer the meat for the kebabs? They would be good for this party.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 06:34, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

*shrugs* Okay. But let's make it your party, now. You've been here a week, right? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101002 - 06:44 (UTC)

I've been here for about 2 and 1/4 years so... do I get a party? --T3 06:51, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

No. You're not special. o_O Start one. I'll bring the cheesecake if you do. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101002 - 07:02 (UTC)

Okay, okay... Do you want the kind with the graham cracker crust. --T3 07:05, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I've been here longer than all of you and you all treat me as furniture. I bet somewhere on your party planning list there is "bring in the seppy from the dining room" --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 13:16, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hey, if you don't show up, you'll get ignored. It's really just a whole wants an excuse to party party, after all... on that note, want some cake?

I WANTS VIDEO GAMEZ --Nerd42 15:03, 2 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

So bring some! Gleck! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101002 - 16:30 (UTC)

Just don't bring FIFA 10. That game is annoying.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:00, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

How bad could it be? Hint: don't answer that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101003 - 01:30 (UTC)

Why not?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:31, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You were supposed to disregard that and answer anyway... arg. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101003 - 03:09 (UTC)

Ok then - It can be VERY bad. Happy?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 03:29, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I'm never happy, love. Why do you think I wrote an article on happiness saying what a horrible cause of misery it is? Hmm, mybe I should write more stuff like that... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101003 - 03:33 (UTC)

Well, I'm sorry for you. Maybe this 'party' will put up your spirits. Want a kebab?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:31, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Is it a kebab of menace and doom? Because they're just not the same without menace and doom... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101003 - 07:53 (UTC)

*Breaks out the Binatone 6-in-1 Pong console* -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:27, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

We can have menace and doom if you want.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 00:25, 4 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

YAAAAY! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101004 - 00:54 (UTC)

• Day after* Hullow. I'm Darkgenome. I've brought some rocks for the party. We can play Toss The Rock Into The Bin. Hello? Anyone here? Damn, I missed the party. Ah well, maybe I'll try next door? *goes to Uncyc* Hullow. I'm Darkgenome... DG |Chatty Chaps| 19:06, 4 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

No! The party is still going! If there ever was one, that is. But do stay!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 00:12, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, stick around and maybe I won't hit you over the head with a frying pan. Like, waffles. Or something. *falls over* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 01:14 (UTC)

What's with you and frying pans these days? Are you going to use it to cook the kebabs?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:31, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

These days? These days?! Love, I've been obsessed with frying pans my whole life. My whole life. Perhaps you initially just caught me in its dormancy period...

And you don't cook kebabs with a frying pan; you use a grill or an oven or some such. Really, people these days... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 14:49 (UTC)

I've learned something new today. Rocks taste horrible. Oh and, kebabs are cooked in a grill or oven or some such. Awesome. But I don't like kebabs. I'll have some cheesy poofs please thanks. + Cue Wham! on drugs + Oh yes, and welcome to the new dudes/dudettes to illodge. I can't be bothered asking you two your gender, so instead I'll come to the conclusion that you are indeed mammals DG |Chatty Chaps| 18:24, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Mmmm, cheese. We're... er, us. Or something. What if I'm a squid? Squids aren't mammals... are they? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 19:10 (UTC)

Then my guessing skills are about as useful as a useful thing not being there. Or something like that. Now to have some fun... WoW! Oh wait, tis not installed. Thumbs down for lack of installments :( Thumbs up for procastination! DG |Chatty Chaps| 19:50, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Alas... oh well. See, that's part of why I like gw - very easy to install. Specifically, just copy the two file installation from somewhere else. It's strange how few windows programs actually are that simple, but when they are, 'tis nice. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 20:33 (UTC)

Good idea. What does copy mean? I joke, I joke. I don't know what two means though :/ It looks like I'll have to wait and just install all the files again. Or were you saying that I can do that with WoW too? DG |Chatty Chaps| 22:25, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hells, I dunno. Probably not, but it might be worth a try. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 22:57 (UTC)

What if we pan-fried the meat and then stuck it on the sticks?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 23:41, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

What'd be the point of that? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 23:54 (UTC)

First you tell me that there is no point in anything, and now you're asking me what's the point in something. I feel you're joking, but you could not be. Is it a joke, or have you made a mistake?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 00:09, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Neither. I'm, er, just really inconsistent. I'm not insane, I swear I'm not insane; if I ignore the voices I'm not insane. If I remember my name, I'm not insane. I'm not insane! I'm not insane! And my memory is terrible, so... eh. And let's face it, it's all a matter of perspective, anyhow. Do you always maintain the same perspectives? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101006 - 00:28 (UTC)

Always, unless someone gives a good argument or I see a reason to change.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:00, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You're strange. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101006 - 01:30 (UTC)

Isn't everyone?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 03:29, 7 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Nope. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101007 - 04:04 (UTC)

Who isn't?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:30, 7 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Everyone. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101007 - 12:42 (UTC)

Uh-huh. You ARE very inconsistent.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 22:02, 7 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Inconsistent mind for an incongruous universe... or something. Or perhaps I'm just insane. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101014 - 13:35 (UTC)

Isn't everyone?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:41, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Naw, some folks use themselves for their frames of reference and are subsequently entirely sane. Others do the same thing and aren't sane, mind, but different people are different. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 02:11 (UTC)

Ok.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:30, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Naw. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 21:38 (UTC)

Ok.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:27, 18 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I'd smack you with a frying pan, but at least you're not voting For. on everything. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101018 - 04:53 (UTC)

What do you mean? Who's doing that?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 09:48, 18 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Someone on Uncyclopedia. I hit him with a frying pan. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101018 - 16:15 (UTC)

Good on you.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:08, 18 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I thought so. Except now that I think about it, I think it was several people. And they were only doing it because I expressed annoyance at the first doing it... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101018 - 23:23 (UTC)

I'm afraid there always will be people doing hat kind of thing. We just have to deal with it.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 07:20, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

By hitting them with frying pans? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101019 - 14:58 (UTC)

That is a solution, yes.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:27, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

But not yours, I take it? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101019 - 20:48 (UTC)

I haven't tried it, but I'll keep that strategy in mind.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:07, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)