Hip hop

Guns don't kill people, beloved children's characters do.

Hip hop is a favorite activity of gangstas and wiggas involving froggies and bunnies. (The name is derived from the attempts of these little animals to escape)

The Five Pillars/Elements of Hip hop

DJing

The first element/pillar of hip hop involves taking a froggy or bunny and smooshing them onto a vynil record and hearing what the record sounds like after having the froggy or bunny smooshed onto it. This activity is called "disc jockeying" and apparently also involves horses in some obscure way. No one really knows exactly what this really is but anyways. One also needs to have an understanding of what terrible music sounds like.

MCing

The second element of hip hop is called "rapping" and it involves rapping up the froggies and bunnies in rapping paper like Christmas presents!

Graphitti

The third element of hip hop, like the first, involves smooshing the froggies and bunnies, but this time it's against a wall. By spreading their guts around, gangstas create really ugly artwork that smells nasty.

Breakdancing

The fourth element of hip hop, breaking, involves, well, breaking the froggies and bunnies into a pieces and then dancing on their heads. OK HOT SOUP IS ON MY EYE

Beatboxing

The fifth element of hip hop, beatboxing, involves putting the froggies and bunnies in a box and beating it until it's completely flat.

So now when people complain that hip hop is violent, you'll understand why!!

For some reason, it's from both coasts of America... OontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontzOontz

History

Hippy hoppy was created in 1760 by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in his home at Compton.

Rappers from the Bronx stole his composition in 1970.

In the 90s, California had invaded New York to steal their rap and make it about the hot biches and money and gang.

In the 2010s, Rap was stolen from babies, mostly from Atlanta, removing lyrics and using the same lyrics: Swisiajjkd Yuh yuh.

famous hip hops

• m&ms
• Jiggers
• Dracum canadium
• Kendrick Lamar
• Snoop Dogging
• 50 Rupees
• Famous dictator Känyerskand Westen
• Untalnted wayne
• Martin Luther King Jr.
• Monkey
• Goat

Nonsense rap

Nonsense rap is a type of rap invented by a person with Down syndrome awareness in Soundcloud.

nonsense rappers:

• Untalented Wayne Jr.
• Lil Gun Version
• Lil tesco
• Lil Pumpers
• I like Bitches
• X-ray
• Lil Pregnant
• Orangejuice World Amusement Park
• Lil Condom
• Lil Intercourse
• Lil holocaust
• Future
• Past (future’s brother)
• Playing Carts
• Hola Amigos
• 21 Savage

See also

• Rap Song