HowTo talk:Protect your cat from evil psychic influences

Now, normally I'm not one to question the entire premise of an article, but... what? Cats are the evil psychic influences! One took over my brain, dontcha know? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 21:02 (UTC)

I mean to say that cats are evil. I am advising others to protect them from becoming more evil, like I do mine. All my kitties have foil hats, as do any squirrels I catch in the mornings. Squirrels are uncooperative, so if you're going to do those, be careful. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:14, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Feeding the squirrels to the cats would simplify everything, you know... where do you think the threat of more evil comes from, eh? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 22:03 (UTC)

Evil comes from submitting ones will to some fictional etheric entity. IMHO and all that Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 10:37, 2 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

What if one just submits one's will to onseself and is a general pointless arse? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 2 Ditzimber 2010 - 16:11 (UTC)

That would be like a taco, wrapped in a burrito and stuffed into a pot of Szechuan curried noodles. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 06:48, 3 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I made a sandwich out of masks in a game involving identities. In the end, I had no more idea who I was than what was going on than when I'd started. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 3 Ditzimber 2010 - 22:53 (UTC)

Jinkies! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:43, 4 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Okay good article. But too many categories. How is protecting your cat from evil psychic influences part of the Tea Party Movement? I would think that possessed cats would be. But then again, what do anime sex or Brooke have to do with it either? My guess: it's Illogicopedia and (almost) anything goes. Oh well.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:05, 4 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)