IllogiNews talk:Bats are eating my legs

Is it just me, or have these been getting steadily weirder? Maybe I should call the newsroom... Hello? Hello, yes, I'd like to... er... what?

Look, I think one of your reporters may be losing his mind. See... er, excuse me?

Well, I never. It called me a dredge! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101105 - 16:38 (UTC)

Thanks for the ongoing favorable reviews of my articles. I promise nothing. The voices in your head belie a glimmer of concatenation. Thank you for suffering. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 17:44, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I think... I love you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 18:38, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hah! Proof of Arthyrias pending mental collapse! I love you too... and, bats are eating my legs. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:05, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Eh... pending? You mean it ain't already happened? Anyhow, we may need to do something about that other thing. And by 'that other thing', I mean the bats. What is it with you and bats? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 03:56 (UTC)

For one thing, bats are treif. In itself, that's the coolest thing! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 04:10, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Treif? As in...? (Sorry, I'm almost too dense for nintendos. You'll have to spell it out. O_o) ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 04:23 (UTC)

Trief as in treif. And no, I am not Jewish. Not that it matters to me at all. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 04:44, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Yes, yes, but... what? Urg, nevermind. I need some Smarties. *wanders off* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 04:49 (UTC)

Oh, I love Smarties! I didn't buy any this year *frown*. A friend of mine is Jewish, and her and I used to joke around about religion a lot. Sometimes I'd walk by her cubical, poke my head in and ask her if such and such an obscure animal (eg. echidna, bat, ostritch) are Kosher and ok for her to eat. We were amused. Small things amuse small minds. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:36, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Small things have real power. Minds like to... consider. Because they seem small. Or something. Where do grubs fall? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 05:53 (UTC)

Interesting.--Colonel Sanders 01:55, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Colonel. Praise be unto thee. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:05, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Much welcome.--Colonel Sanders 04:51, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

As a bat fuck insane person, I find it difficult to find shelter from the storm of indifference concerning my "writing". Even the word "interesting" brings a tear, makes my nose run... ugh... boogers. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:36, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Never mind calling the newsroom, I suggest calling a doctor. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:29, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

But that'd be less entertaining. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 21:52 (UTC)