Illogicom
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Illogicom is a software company responsible for once invading the U.S. with goons. Its founders are:
The founders[edit | edit source]
Jimbo of the Whales[edit | edit source]
Jimbo of the Whales is an interesting person. He drowned at sea when he was only five years old, but was resurrected by friendly whales. He became a great devotee of whales and swore to protect them for the rest of his life. He co-founded Illogicom when he realized that the amount of money he would receive from the millions of monkeys playing Illogicom games was large. The reason he wanted money was, of course, to buy robot pirates that would protect the whales.
Fenris2010[edit | edit source]
Ah. Fenris2010. The notorious monkey-stealer himself. One has to wonder: Why did such a notorious monkey-stealer help start such a wonderful company as Illogicom? The reason is this: Dinosaurs always like to see skyscrapers explode. Always. So what was Fenris2010's solution to this problem? Elephants.Yes. Elephants. Get on your knees right now (if you have knees) and start praising God for creating elephants. Without elephants, Illogicom wouldn't exist. Well, it would, just in the form of a dragon apocalypse.
<insert name here>[edit | edit source]
Yes, <insertusername>, you helped start Illogicom.