# Illogicopedia:The Penis Coalition

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“A penis isn't just for Christmas.”

~ A spokesperson for the RSPCA on Penis Rights Violations

The Illogicopedia Penis Coalition is a group (hopefully) of users and admins committed to realising the dream of removing taboo status from penises wiki wide. Penises get a bad press, for some reason the practice of covering them up to fight the cold in evolutionary times has been transformed into a law of society, racially discriminating against the penis as an object unworthy of our gaze. We are not cavemen, and as socially conscious members of society we should be able to decide for ourselves what should be a taboo (if anything) and what should not. Don't be a sheep, free the penis!

## Contents

• Penises are hilarious. Period.
• Penises are objects as much as plantpots are. Banning them because of the function they carry out should mean banning drawings of the bladder for processing urine, and banning cucumbers for their occasional use as sexual objects.
• Penis prejudice spreads from parent to child, the latter thrusting the prejudice deep into the flaccid mind of their offspring, continuing a circle, or ball of hate. By speaking out you'd be be busting the ball.
• I'm naked.

## Reasons for not freeing the penis

• It's cold out.

## Members

Members of the Penis Coalition have the important job of defending the right to depict penises wherever appropriate. While mindless spray schlonging is to be disregarded as tasteless, when there is a genuine case for a penis the members (LOL) are encouraged to fight (to the death) for its continued inclusion. A great example of this would be the Cockbeast article. They also get to stick this cool template on their user pages, simply by typing {{DICK}}.

## Discussion

Penises and their brethren ballsacks along with vaginas and butt holes are objectively hideous. If one were not influenced by sexuality, I would argue that most people would find these organs unpleasant to gaze upon.

Having said that, I've now finished reading the article, and have grasped the essentials of the Penis Coalition's mission, I'm all like, "Meh... sure, fine, whatever...".

Also, my wife says South Park did it. (kaizum me) 02:03, 30 Ergust 2017 (UTC)