Jom and Terry

Jom and Terry. The worst cartoon of all time. Jom is a computer mouse, Terry is cta. I love cta.

Season 1

Episode 1: Introduction

Just an introduction to the characters. Jom is a communist, Terry is a capitalist. Jom is holding a press conference, Terry is leading his little company. Jom exits from the press conference and bumps into this big glass building with a sign above the door with a giant text "Terry Co." and a tiny text below saying "We sell bagels". Clearly angry (his head is red), Jom enters and asks for the manager. Terry comes out and Jom shouts in his face. Terry starts laughing and asks the security to kick out Jom. Jom is visibly frustrated from the humiliation by this "fat capitalist scum" and the episode ends.

Episode 2: I liked unicorns before it was cool

Jom comes back the next day and asks for Terry once again. The security says no, but Jom doesn't care. Jom picks up a large pan from a table and enters Terry's office. Then he hits Terry with a pan. A big horn grows on Terry's head. Jom takes a picture of Terry, then he leaves. Jom goes to a local boutique and buys a girly shirt "I liked unicorns before it was cool". He prints the picture and tapes it on the shirt. He then changes his shirt into the girly shirt and goes into the pub. Everybody is laughing. Terry enters the pub and sees Jom's shirt.

Episode 3: The Pub Duel

Terry enters the pub and sees Jom's shirt. They argue a bit, and some guys from the pub cheer a bit here and there. Terry challenges Jom on a duel, Jom accepts. Terry starts the duel by inserting his tinky winky into Jom's nostril. Jom cries. Jom recovers. Jom smashes a bottle of champagne onto Terry's head, and Terry now has another horn on his head. Everybody laughs again. Then Terry inserts his tinky winky into Jom's other nostril. Jom doesn't survive this attack and goes to a hospital.

Episode 4: Hospital Jom

Jom is recovering in the hospital. A very sexy nurse starts flirting with him. However, that nurse looks like a cat. After Jom recovers, the nurse calls Jom and asks him on a date. Jom, full of excitement, accepts the offer. They meet in the local cafe and start talking about some random stuff. Jom starts talking about Terry and the problems he has with him. Jom looks at the nurse and says that the nurse kinda looks like Terry. The nurse laughs and, after a few moments, she pulls her very large cock out. It was Terry all the time! Jom gets angry, picks up scissors and castrates Terry. Terry cries from pain.

Episode 5: It's all elementary

The government discovers that neither Jom and Terry have finished elementary school, so they go to the school. They make a competition between the two on who can bully more kids in 20 minutes. They go around the school and break kids' spines. A teacher sees Jom and says that it is not appropriate behavior, but Jom rapes the teacher and runs away laughing. The bell rings, the math class starts. The teacher presents an easy math problem: 1+1. Terry starts shouting "Easy as f**k! It's 3!" The teacher says that Terry shouldn't swear. Terry screams back: "What the f**k do you know anyway? You're a b**tard piece of s**t, b**ch!" Teacher puts her hand on her mouth. Jom says that she is hiding her mouth from her cock, reminding her of the incident that happened earlier. The teacher is visibly disgusted by their behavior, and so are kids. "And Terry is wrong, 1+1 is obviously 4", Jom adds.

Episode 6: The After Math

Terry tells Jom that he is a bigot and that he can't be right. Jom reminds Terry of who won the competition. (They both inflated their numbers to the sky, and ended the competition with a draw.) Terry says that he won, Jom says that he won. Jom and Terry start screaming at each other and they start a fight yet again. Terry punches Jom in the eye. Jom slams Terry's head against the blackboard, leaving blood stains on the floor. Kids are scared. Jom pulls out a gun and points it to Terry's head. "Don't you repeat this again", Jom says. "Alright?" Terry says alright. The teacher sends them to the principal.

Episode 7: The Principles

Jom and Terry appear at the principal's office, but the principal is not there. Terry picks up a trash can, puts it on Jom's head and starts laughing. Jom picks up a telephone and slams it against Terry's back. Jom shoots Terry in between his legs, but it doesn't hurt Terry anymore, as he is castrated. Fortunately, Jom kept Terry's balls in a jar, so he opens the jar and starts throwing Terry's balls at Terry. The principal enters. "What the..." he exclaims. "Anyway, welcome to my office. How can I help you?" The two start shouting immediately, interrupting each other. Principal says that one should tell their story at a time. Jom suggests that they make a debate in the middle of the school. The principal doesn't agree at first, but after Jom and Terry used some persuading techniques which I won't list here, the principal accepts.

Episode 8: School Debate

Jom and Terry meet in the school hall the next day and organize a debate. They just scream slurs at each other and say that the other person is wrong, and that 1+1 is indeed 3, or 4 in Jom's case. Jom asks for a glass of water, then he spills the water at Terry. Terry lifts up his chair and throws it at Jom. The teacher says the two should behave, and they stop the behavior. Jom calls his colleague, Timmy from the 4th grade, to prove that 1+1 is 4. Timmy has absolutely no idea how to do it, and Jom beats up Timmy. Terry opens an app on his iPhone named Bad Calculator and enters 1+1, he gets 1 back. Then he tries again three more times and gets three. "See?", Terry says. "I am right." Jom and Terry start fighting again and the teacher again warns the two, but they unite against the teacher and break her leg. The debate ends.

Season 2

Episode 1: The Juvenile Detention Center

Jom and Terry wake up, and they see a strange interior. It took them a few hours to read the text on the sign in front of them, then a few more to think about the text. They've realized that they ended up in The Juvenile Detention Center. Oh no, bad news! They tried reading the sign again in order to see if something has changed. Jom saw the word "Welcome" and started laughing like a maniac because hahaha, well cum. Terry reads out "Ju.. whatever" and nothing has changed from the last time. So they start misbehaving, shouting and jerking it on images of kids... After some moments, a teacher comes in. Terry gets out a scalp from his pocket and starts waving with it while making scary ghost sounds. The teacher calls the security, but too late, Jom has already planted a bomb. BOOOMMMMM!!! The bomb explodes and Jom and Terry run out like these badass characters from these blockbuster movies. You know which ones am I talking about, right?

Episode 2: In the town

After fleeing the detention center, Jom and Terry have found themselves in the town. So, they started doing bad things again. Jom picks up a rock and hits some random stranger in the head. Then he rapes the poor unconscious stranger. Terry joins and they have an all-men threesome. Terry beats up a beggar for not playing good. The police entered the town and tried to arrest Jom and Terry for causing mischief in the town, but they refuse to cooperate, and Jom pisses on a cop. Terry stole a baton and sticked it up a cop's ass. Then the SWAT team comes in and puts them in the van.