Lou Reed
Lou Reed is a talentless hack. He likes midwe stemo and he is very randumb. One of his most famouse songs is ISO hardcore. He was in the progressive art-rock band Yeah before he went to jail for eating too much beans.
Significant work[edit | edit source]
- "I am a whore" (with Lana Del Rey)
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His other work is very insignificant, as he is a talentless hack.
Other Lou Reeds[edit | edit source]
Lou Reed is known for having more variants of himself.
Kool REEd[edit | edit source]
Kool REEd is a famous rapper that raps over modern nu-jazz trap vaporwave beats. These beats feature screeching, death metal riffs, dirt, dirt, popcorn popping, fart synths, and more dirt. He was deemed a talentless hack by the Trap Magazine (see issue 11/06), but this didn't damage his ego career.
He has collaborated with deadmau5 and Radiohead. Kool REEd is currently signed to the Cocaine-Snoring Cool DUdz Label.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
Deetsay[edit | edit source]
REEd had sampled a Deetsay song without paying them royalties, so Bandit Heeler sued Kool for 123,456 dollars. He did not want to pay Bandit and appealed the court decision due to him "saving up for a new wheelchair", because he is allegedly "not able to watch reality shows on his TV without a good wheelchair". The judge approved the appeal[common sense smh my head]. REEd had counter-sued Bandit, Deetsay, Bluey Heeler and ISO for defamation, but he just got a hammer smash in the head. He retired from his music career afterwards.
Stealing sweets[edit | edit source]
In January of 2012, a GIF has been posted on 4chan's /mu/ board. The GIF consisted of camera footage, where it was visible that Kool REEd had stolen various sweets from his local Walmart. As a result, he has been banned from every Walmart store. There were also speculations that if he had stolen sweets, he stole some songs as well, and this was proven after various Kool REEd songs have been found on The Mod Archive, namely from following artists: DJ Shitface, TranceMaster2600, Jeraen Tael. After this SCANDAL, Kool was kicked from his label "360 Total Security", but he has joined his current label in 2013.
Lou Warhol[edit | edit source]
Lou Warhol is a known artist and artist. He has also been accused of being a talentless hack, due to his works just being pasting one image over and over and hue-shifting it. He is very very very insignificant and nobody cares about Lou Warhol. Warhol is mostly active on Twitter these days, where he draws NSFW commissions for furries and Indonesians. He also has a street dedicated to him in Upper Moesia.
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