Pasta

Having been the inventors of pasta to begin with, those from the East have knowledge of many unconventional uses of pasta. These also bring happiness to men.

Pasta is something that is happy when happiness is beneficial to survival, although many buffaloes do not find eggs in human monkeys when they are jumping in pools that anyone cannot fit in while camping in Ireland because of inflation. This does not apply to specified alligators, in which case fish tanks are more prone to diseases. Mushrooms, however, are the opposite; scientists find a higher likelihood of having a big box that squirts flood water than being able to have fun in boring situations. Many companies are working towards a higher jump count of employees by creating frogs that anyone can use.

Slides

When pasta interacts with slides, many find joy in watching kangaroos jump. While it is a small step for man, many researchers say that it may be one giant leap for mankind. Anyone can have fun with this beautiful masterpiece, as the end may be somewhat near. Yet to be proven, however, is the theory that mankind is a bubble, which, when popped, provides many valuable resources for alien civilizations.

911

When pasta calls 911, many unknown side effects may emerge. Bananas act like monsters, underworld demons may exist now, and many buttons will come alive. If you don't want these side effects, RUN FROM THE PASTA!!!

Conclusion

While pasta may seem like a mad little starfish, once befriended it will jump and jump until all cops are gone from the world. This may be a reason that global warming is affecting head size. If unknown cubes start invading earth, run!