“We'd all better buy scarves, but not burn them because that would heat up the planet... or something... stop burning clothes. Global warping, bugger, I mean warming is a serious problem apparently, although I'm not entirely sure what it is. Let's give our next son an equally stupid name, eh Vic?”
Global Warming, eh? Cool, it'll be, like, hot everywhere so it'll be like you're on holiday all the time!