Global warming

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Hey, Pete, pass us another pack of ice cubes...

“We'd all better buy scarves, but not burn them because that would heat up the planet... or something... stop burning clothes. Global warping, bugger, I mean warming is a serious problem apparently, although I'm not entirely sure what it is. Let's give our next son an equally stupid name, eh Vic?”

~ David Beckham on Global Warming

Global Warming, eh? Cool, it'll be, like, hot everywhere so it'll be like you're on holiday all the time!

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