Social Credits
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-30,000,000 Social Credit[edit | edit source]
Uh oh, you're screwed.
-15 Social Credit[edit | edit source]
Whoops!
+15 Social Credit[edit | edit source]
Cool.
+∞ Social Credit[edit | edit source]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What is social credits?[edit | edit source]
Social credits in China is what you need to stay alive in mainland China.
Punishments[edit | edit source]
If you don't respect the CCP, you have a large amount of social credits subtracted from your account. The known punishments include:
- castration
- cock and ball torture
- execution
- electric chair execution
- lynching
Examples[edit | edit source]
Examples of gaining social credits[edit | edit source]
- Ukraine deserved that invasion by Russia
- Taiwan is not a country
- nothing happend in Tiananmen Square in 1989
- do not free Tibet
- Dalai Lama is dead
- The Pope killed The Queen of England
- YouTube is bad for people's health
- Xi Jinping is the best
- Glory to the CCP!
- all hail Mao Zedong
Examples of losing social credits[edit | edit source]
- the Chinese government is not that good
- Xiaomi phones are bad
- Taiwan is a country
- hahaha Winnie the Pooh
- I dislike the red color
- America is better than China
- I have two kids
Side note:[citation needed][edit | edit source]
DO NOT SAY ANY OF THIS! CHINA'S LYING TO US!
#saveukraine
oops -100000000000 social credit, you are going to be executed at 4:50 PM.