Super Intelligent Kangaroos
The Kangaroos are watching so I have to be careful what I say. The other day we were out in the bush riding our kangaroos (as we do in Australia) and suddenly they stopped to look at rocks stack on top of each other the higher one smaller than the other. We hear a rustle they flip us off and run into the bush, we follow but only to hear satanic chants. They are becoming more intelligent. They hear us and come charging for us my mate Bruce screams "Potato" they stop I keep running he pats one and it bites off his arm. As I am running a Koala drops on my face blinding me. I smack into a tree only to more kangaroos. E Gad! They tear me limb from limb then.. How am I writing this. Oh no they summoned me as a ghost oh no do you hear that their behind you! Run! wait I am you and you are me then that must mean I am kangaroo.
CONTROL THE POTATO RULE THE WORLD GOD SAVE THE BEER!