Talk:The Buzzer

Is this that one unexplained sound produced by some extremely high radio frequency that buzzes for hours nonstop and occasionally switches to the sound of Russian conversations? 00:35, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Yes Cg097 (talk) 00:45, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

RING RING RING! RING RING RING! PHONE CALL! PHONE CALL! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:59, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Yes, this is the firefighting service. What do you mean, your microwave oven exploded? [laughs hysterically] ~ Good tidings! ~ 16:38, 12 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

1. Do Cyrillic buzzers smell like cabbage?
2. Do rabid badgers run rampant in the streets of Kursk?
3. How many submarines based in Kursk have rabid badgers aboard?
4. Is it possible to construct a catapult from reindeer parts?

(kaizum me) 02:08, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

There was a nuke collapsed. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:45, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Now I'm hearing it in my damned head

The frigging buzzing! I'm hallucinating, I think. Winged Shakespeares darting and flitting, kicking off loafers in all directions, a cacophony is afoot. Granola-eating mosquitos balance lightly on toothpicks, epigenetically converting them into tooth-pickles. Gravity operates with impunity, that none may cast their glances upon the callous numb shepherds. (kaizum me) 03:30, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Are you on drugs again? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:50, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Yes and no. Yes, I am on my prescribed pain meds. Yes, I ingesting marijuana product around the time I wrote that. No, it is not prescribed, yet. But I am making an appointment right after I finish writing this. I'm going to go to Integr8Ma to get my certification to use medical marijuana. As far as the law is concerned, I am not legally using it, but it's been decriminalized. That means that unless a police officer is a complete dick and wants to harass me, I will be unmolested for having an ounce or less on my person. More on this, later, if anybody finds it interesting at all... maybe. (kaizum me) 18:47, 11 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I found this article a lot funnier than I should have. Does that mean I'm on drugs? Or at the very least, fizzy pop? ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:33, 12 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Maybe the latter. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:13, 12 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Everybody is always on drugs. Hormones and other chemicals are changing levels as environment and mental states change. For instance, our bodies and those of most animals have an endocannabinoid system, crucial to almost everything that maintains good health. "In each tissue, the cannabinoid system performs different tasks, but the goal is always the same: homeostasis, the maintenance of a stable internal environment despite fluctuations in the external environment." Ingestion of phytocannabinoids in the form of marijuana and it's effects on the endocannabinoid system has been studied by a plethora of researchers, but we are just on the cusp of rigorously done studies. Adrenaline is another "drug", as are testosterone and estrogen. They can have an even more profound effect than many others, even when they occur naturally. So, yes, you are on drugs.

I found it funnier than I should have as well. Maybe it's astrological? (kaizum me) 23:17, 13 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I realised that. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:42, 14 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)