User:Toby/Journal room
This is for the purpose of Small Brrother only!
The Small Brrother Journal Room[edit | edit source]
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Greetings[edit | edit source]
Hello house geusts, this is the welcome statement from your director Raggle Fraggle King. Below you may use the journal room. Thanks and good luck!--
I presume this is where we get to talk about stuff, right? So yeah, uh, we've run out of Diet Coke. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:18, 21 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Dear Journal,
I found you on the kitchen floor. I picked you up and you said "Diary", so I threw you at the stove. It blew up. I don't recall what happened next, but it seems I'm writing in you. Since you're not going anywhere, just know...I'll be back with more personal secrets like I WANT TO RAPE SOMEONE REALLY BADLY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY OR WHO OR WITH WHAT THOUGH I ASSUME IT'D HAVE TO BE MY DICK BECAUSE WAAAA. I hope you don't mind.
Love, ANONYMOUS
Kippers isn't around. Bet people are going to really start voting for him soon. I found Ljlego on IRC and brought him in. I wonder who Ljlego's "girlfriend" is... Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:35, 21 Aym 2008 (UTC)
dear journal This house is teh kewl! I think ljlego is out to get me.... but some what seems really nice. Welp, I'm gonna go get me a coke. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 16:19, 22 Aym 2008 (UTC)
- BLAAAGGGHHHHHH im considering sneaking my husband in here.... i wonder if that's against the rules? --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 23:35, 23 Aym 2008 (UTC)
5/26/08 OKAY EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP VOTING FOR SOME WHAT TO BE EVICTED. He's a nice guy. Also, I'm making burgers for lunch. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 19:21, 26 Aym 2008 (UTC)
So this morning I went to get some milk from the fridge and there was a rat in there. What I want to know is whose rat that is and why I haven't got one too. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:25, 22 Aym 2008 (UTC)
moose journal This house is the monkey fish banana tree! I think sk8r grl is out to get me.... but ljlego seems really nice. Hindleyite seems to want the rat more than the un-infested-ness of the kitchen. FOOSBALL! Not that that's very relevant, but insanity is the ?pedia goal. I wonder what the !pedia would be. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 01:39, 23 Aym 2008 (UTC)
What is this place? Is it what they call the Diary Room in BB Australia? --TRAVIS! Ryan! 
02:25, 23 Aym 2008 (UTC)
- Uh, yeah. It's equivalent to the diary room in Illogicopedian Big Brrother. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 18:55, 23 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Kippers' Log - Aym 28
I finally found the door to the Small Brrother house. I think Toby was a horrible designer. This house is so small and cramped. Someone's foot is in my face, and it smells like cheese. I just remembered that I forgot to pack underwear. Luckily, there's a pair lying on the floor. I guess I could tolerate wearing briefs. Oh well, I'll get back to you later. Seacrest out. -- Kippers • Talk • Crap • Special & Randumb! 10:25, Aym. 28, 2008
Ooh, I wonder what this button does... BZZZZZZT! (Hiss, frazzle)
Er, can you smell burning? Meh, I bet Some What II burned the sausages again. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:42, 6 Yoon 2008 (UTC)