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  Featured Article  Did You No? Yes! But did you know...

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    • ...and it enjoys walks?
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  • ...that ChatGPT is a toy, not a tool?
  • ...that if you want to know what God thinks about money, you should look at the people he gives it to?
  • ...that during the n-1th Academy Awards on March 0th, 2022, Will Rock slapped Chris Smith in the face?
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  • ...that Illogicopedia is not a cult?
  • ...that some lesser-known deities are working hard to get fruity through the use of people who are bananas?
  • ...that cats are not the Logos, according to the golden long one?
  • ...that an abnormally diffuse pressure on your nose indicates that you have passed the test? Angels administering it were pleased at recent successes.
  • ...that Stephen King Dedede doesn't exist... yet?
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  • ...that my neighbour ruined my sand castle?
  • ...that Illogicopedia promises to deliver more yellow journalism in 2023? Using green ink, no less – thereby showing how to make the unripe ripen, in line with having the whole banana![1]

Notes[edit source]

  1. It's not as clear where the purple prose fits in – but it may generally go along with colorful language, maybe a whole rainbow of it.

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  Vandalpedia  Mindless sandalism

Usher died from Strippers!!!!!!! yeah man.................Usher, Satan, Satan, Satan, yeah! Satan, Satan, Satan, yeah, in hell with my homies got a nice girl with a cut on her chest from a dealer selling, dealer selling opium, I said come get me and she already put her knife on the floor, ready for more, she said let's treat that, guy who murdered me real good in purgatory, next thing I know all the boys were screaming, dead dead dead dead DEAD, dead dead dead dead DEAD, in Hades looking so conspicuous got my assholes looking so rugged up and Invictus, for a second it's be off with your clothes but then you end up with a burnt off charcoal nose, all my haters still hating from Hades in hell, got a packet full of pages and noone to tell, while my erratic lactating girls are cascading and faded as fells, don't you know that I'm on the prowl, a playboy club made in hell with the girls we lament with the fowl and don't gotta worry bout nothing now, just heated up like a greek and a freak in the bed. screaming dead, dead, dead, dead DEAD. USHER, Dead, Lil john, Dead.

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