Fuckbat

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Those obsessed with the oh-so so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Fuckbat.

The Fuckbat is a titanium bat which upon hitting someone with it, they will run 50 miles southwest and fuck the first person they see on their journey.

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