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eh Harry

That collab we started ages ago was obviously going nowhere so I finished it off with a bit of article parody. It's probably worth a cheap laugh. Anyway, I'm off to buy Drogba, Nettos has him in stock again. Testostereich(ballsack) 14:04, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hahha, who knows, maybe I'll expand it at some point. No rush, I don't think - good things come to he who waits. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:46, 20 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The curse of Wikia

I've been thinking for a long time. Just before we left that Goshbarnawful rock there weas this one perk it gave us, which I kinda miss.

Not that I want to go back to wikia, but some of their mediawiki updates were tré useful, and I'm just wondering if we could get any of 'em back? Not sure how it all works old boy. Namely the one that pre-emptively guessed what category meant as you were writing it. That update was a babe.

Anyway, other than that, hey, hey Hindleyite. Hey. HEY. LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 Testostereich(ballsack) 20:45, 26 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Request

I want to stop being User:Elassint and start being User:Bagelman Please rename my account.

If you do not accept this request demand then I will be forced to use my super-magical powers to destroy the uhhh....... universe! Yea, the universe!

Also, after I edited this page the capita thing came up and forced me to waste my time even though I did not add any EL. Why did it do that? I think it should only pop up for IPs.

Sure thing, though I don't get the obsession some people around here have with bagels. As for the capita thing, do you mean that thing that comes up and asks you to type in two words? If so, I have no idea why that's appeared. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:24, 30 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

CHECK YOUR EMAIL!

C'mon Hindley! Check it already, I sent you an urgent message....also, you have been blocked by Testoreich. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 22:31, 4 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Testicles! That rascally rabbit. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:48, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Yes we can!

Just for decoration...

Hello there! *Burps! Urrrrr..* Uhm just a moment. /me has to vomit... I became sick to watch on that toxic green color in the sky... Don't care, I have a bucket with me :p I wanted to ask if you're willing to make me to an editor of IllogiBlog. I'm a follower, so you can click on me. If you want my e-mail here it is: cartoonisthenning@hotmail.com | CartoonistHenning 16:27, 13 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

I've sent you an invitation, which you should be receiving just about now. Or later, depending on how quick the virtual postman can run from the cyberdobermans. :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:46, 14 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Daaaaann, check your emaaaailll. I sent you something coooooolll. Also, POST A CHEWIE FACT NAO! i can't think of one. And two days ago I forgot to post a fact! its teh end of all time! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:49, 14 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Check out this man

chewbaccavschucknorris.png

I made a sweet paint picture of Chewie completely owning Chuck Norris. It's pretty awesome, and I plan to put it in a post. :P -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 16:33, 16 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Color

Loouk, if you want to spell the wourd colour you'd have to say it "coloor" or soumething. That's just the sounds the letters make.

You've gout the balls enough tou rebel, but you doun't have the balls to gou through with the natural counsequences. Sounds hypoucritical to me. You see what I wroute? Imagine if an attractive speaker with oune of the sexy accents speaks these sentences, oubviously spountaneous and without any mental recalculating like it's the moust nourmal thing in the wourld, and you're reading aloung and noune of his mouthspeaks have U or AW sounds. (except where they're suppoused to). This is what it sounds like when a cute Commonwealth person with sexy accent says foetal oesophagus colour and you follow along. You think this is ridiculous? This is exactly what it looks like to us. Nouzzle. 59 02:40, 28 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Er... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:24, 28 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Aer, Category:Colours, remember? You so busy, you forget. 59 15:33, 29 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
What was that? -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 16:06, 29 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, there's a bit of a conversation on category:colours regarding spelling conventions. It's just I struggled to grasp what you were saying about foetal oesophagi. ;)
Plus, you missed favourite, mould and neighbour. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:06, 30 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Alright then. I have an idea that on April 1st we redirect the department of limelight to a video of Rush playing their song, Limelight. Hmmmmm? -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 15:14, 30 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
Maybe. You two: IRC!!! --T3 15:15, 30 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
On an unrelated note, I plan to go to college, get a pug after I graduate, than travel to England for a bit. Maybe I could visist you, but I'll doubt either of us would remeber this because this would take place like 11 years from now......-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 15:30, 4 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Lol, I suggest you bring some form of protection :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:08, 4 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
I'm never going to forget this site..... *sob* until I get Alzheimer's. The I'll need Hindley's famous brain medication. —rms talk 19:08, 4 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Of course I will never forget how this site changed my life....lol. Of course I would bring my future Pug, Chewie, with me...or I might get a Puggle , cross between a beagle and a pug, (possibly the best dog ever!). I think England has a better economy, plus they have cool accents.......*silence*.....And about the protection. I have a collection of knives that I would gladly use to stab someone with, but I plan to buy a samurai sword from this store I've been to. Don't know why I'd need it though....."rockets......oranges......DAVID HASSLEHOFF! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:18, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Like ten years from now we should all get together in some place (preferably America) and talk about this awesome, awesome site. Of course I'd be 23 and Hindleyite would be 36 (right?). Pretty sweet. I'll pay for all of your flights because I'll probably be a millionaire by then. SUCKAZ!!! --T3 01:32, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, in ten years' time I'll probably be living it up Florida or somewhere having retired off the back of Illogicopedia's success. And, to give my age away, I'd be 33 in ten years. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:25, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Oh, when did you turn 23? i thought you was 22. You make me sad.....just kidding. I love Florida, nice place. Have great theme parks and stuff. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 11:20, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Just last week actually. We were planning on taking a family holiday (about 20 of us) to Florida this year, but that went out of the window thanks to Credit Crunch cereal. Man, I hate that stuff. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:26, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
No fear, Click for free* holiday ;) Testostereich(ballsack) 11:28, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
I always thought that Britain/England had a better economy than the US. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 11:29, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Not no more, dude! :) In truth, I don't actually know much about economics. I would have thought the US would have been in better shape, seeing as it's a new country with modern ideals and not Medieval standards like the UK :D -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:31, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
The Us is in a depression! OBAMA!-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 11:34, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Do you blame Obama for the crisis, George Bush or big city bankers? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:35, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
BUSH! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 11:41, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Also I think I might upload and nominate this: 1

It's one of my best photoshops. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 11:42, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Well, that is a pretty good Photoshop and I would vote for it. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:45, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
@ Testicles: woohoo! I'm going for a swim in the large puddle that has formed in the middle of the road that passes our house! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:59, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Why thank you. I sent you a buttload of Kermit the Frog songs on Youtube, on your Hindleyak account. I reccomend the one called "This Frog" to listen to first. It's pretty inspirational. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:02, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
D'you reckon Obama ought to watch that video? :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:07, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Lol. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:07, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Hindleyite: You need to get on IRC more. Mainly on weekends. --T3 13:30, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

quick get on IRK Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 13:56, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I spent about a half hour this morning drawing something...

I drew a "Illogicopedian Family Portrait". It's a collection of around 15 users who are basically the really active ones. Most of the characters are based on the names, hobbies, articles, or whatever else (ex: You are a Yak in a buisness suit. Huge bob is a giant dude. RMS is a book begging to get read soon. Seppy is a silent penguin. The Divine flufflazerthingy is a fluff ball with angel wings and a halo. Toby is an eifel tower. Ben is a big blade saying that his name is not bennie. Some what is a can that says Some What #2. T3 is the OMG scary alien eating Toast. Testo is an osteriech with tests. pichpy is a mudkip with a sesure explosion type thing. THE is a small child with a paper that says THE. Fonchezz is a duck with popcorn. Jon is a hello looking in the mirror. TKF is a fruitcake with weapons. I am a guy with a crown and a chewbacca t-shirt and mask.)......oops. I'm putting it on flickr before i put it on ?pedia. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 19:03, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

That sounds godly. Upload it and I'll VFI it. --T3 19:59, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
I didn't scan as good as i wanted it so it has some pencil dust smudges: 1 -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 20:55, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
E-P-I-C! --T3 21:26, 5 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

About gold star ranking system...

...I'd like to become the "Star Giver" guy contrary to my post on that page's talk page. My job will be to give out stars to people that truly deserve them. If the communitah doesn't like it they can impeach me.

Also, I'd like my official title to be the "Star Czar" because it rhymes.

I just need your approval because let's be honest, you're pretty much head honcho on ?pedia. --T3 00:18, 6 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, I believe I already gave permission for you to go ahead with this, provided you have the time. I have one request: that you be marginally more biased in giving brand spanking newbies stars so they are encouraged to edit more. I ain't really the head honcho, there's no one particular person that decides everything... I like to think that Seppy, Nerd and Testicles (amongst others) have an equal say too. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:07, 12 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
You already gave me permission but it was wiped away in the Edit Fallout of 2009 (as I'm calling it). --T3 15:20, 12 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I believe I did... forgive the previous comment, it was before the mass hard disk wipe and I was confused. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:44, 12 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

hi

Yes, in the past few weeks I boosted my edit count up about 200 edits. Last I checked I had 2666. Now, I only have 2500 something. Not cool. Can my edits be recovered because i'll never get any of that content back again. Please help. Thanks.-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:51, 13 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

IRC --T3 17:25, 13 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
'Tis indeed a useful waste o' the internet. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:26, 13 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
C'mon! Testicles, Seppy, Jon, RMS AND myself are all on. Join the partay. --T3 17:29, 13 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

A Request

Could you please change my username to MrMan? I guess just it is just a drop drop the 40 and proper capitalization.--Mrman40 00:36, 16 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I believe Silent Penguin did it for you, so enjoy no longer being a number! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:06, 16 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

UHHH... *touches the governor*

How can you make decent talk page archives? Ta' --bob 10:09, 21 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

  • Just set up some sub pages, for example User talk:Huge Bob/Archive1, then copy paste your old comments and such as you like. Then, you can link to them as you like from your main talkpage, as I have done. Feel free to copy my template design, if you wish. It isn't that hard but can be a pain when there are loads of comments to organise. :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:43, 22 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

IRC

Get on it you dog-biscuit :D Pweeze --Silent Penguin 16:45, 25 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

That's an interesting insult if ever I heard one. I'll try and make it on this afternoon, but it depends, because you see I expect Wigan to get wholly and utterly trounced and I reckon I'll be so depressed I won't even be able to type. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:00, 26 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Hindleyite 3 - 1 Testicles

And how the hell Wigan pulled that off, I have no idea.--Ben Blade 15:57, 26 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

PLZTHNX

Can you delete that 'What if every word wa fap?' article? I wrote it whilst drunk and regret it --Plant2.png Jonsig.png 18:36, 26 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Picture thingeh

I think this wiki greatly needs pictures. We could make it easier for everyone by using a wikia style "add images" tool bar, instead of uploading on another tab and pasting etc... Easy for me to say though, as I haven't a clue about advanced editing. bob 11:43, 1 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

A good point you make there. I wonder if there's any way we can incorporate Wikipedia's new beta skin in some way to try and be a bit more up-to-date - I'm sure that has an image upload toolbar function. Also, maybe we could have an 'upload an image' week where everyone has to upload their fave image from their hard drive and add it to an existing/new article. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:01, 1 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Im on beta over there... it seems okay, but im not sure if it could replace monobook. I suppose it would look good here, though.--Ben Blade 12:04, 1 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Also, in order to clean up illogicopedia you could move all the gibberish to Gibberpedia. --bob 11:24, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Or the the "trashy pages". --bob 11:42, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
I don't like the idea of a new skin at all but I agree with Bob, the upload image button made images so simple. Now I have to open up a new tab, go to an article (because Upload Image isn't on the toolbar on the Main Page) click that and then upload my image. Then I have to try to memorize the exact title and blah blah blah. That's one of the few things D¡k!a has better than here. --T3 14:40, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Interesting idea, Bob. Is Gibberpedia one of your wikis? If it weren't at Wikia maybe we could consider migrating the trashy pages over there...
On the subject of the image upload thingy, can't say I've ever used it or any of those other buttons to be honest. Clearly everyone else does though, so I get the feeling I'm missing out on something. Anyhow, you'd have to ask CarlB about adding that widget, 'cos he's God the bloke with access to the servers and such. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 16:16, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

thanks for editing the article mona lisa which i made myself

just saying thanks for shits and giggles Consterlast 14:07, 10 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you for, erm, thanking me! Thanks! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:25, 12 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Hey Hey big man

When I said "I have" it was in response to your "Have you thought about it", but yeah long story short, yes I will marry you :P

I mean, yeah I'd be interested in making one but I'm not sure what on, incest? :P I don't know, but blogging looks cool Testostereich(ballsack) 19:21, 13 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Testicles' incest blog, it has a certain ring to it. All this reminds me that I really need to do more stuff for No-ammo, haven't done anything for that in a couple of months. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:09, 13 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Please don't say you read that as a serious idea :P I need a crap, but when I'm back we'll umm, well we'll nothing.. Testostereich(ballsack) 12:05, 14 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, doing nothing is fun, isn't it? A quite stimulating alternative to doing things, like work. On the subject of Testicles' incest blog, I really am not sure if I was joking, which is kind of worrying don't you think? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:41, 14 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Order of the Paperclip.

I'd like to apply for Third Class Order of the Paperclip and maybe even second. Which do I achieve? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 07:59, 15 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

I see that you qualify for class two, with around about 500 contribs and most of it not all of those other requirements. Congratulations, you have earned the right to add {{Paperclip2}} to your userpage. Welcome to the Order my son! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:11, 15 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Idea

Just wondering, do you think the IllogiVersity is a good idea?--MrMan 01:33, 27 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

HAI

HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI~ Self Indulgence

Hal to you too sir. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:50, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

About the Fables comp...

Dunno if you'll get this tonight or not, but I've decided I'm going to stay a judge on it, because I don't think I'll be able to get a story together for tomorrow. Even if I just do random nonsense. I need time to write to be able to write anything. So yeah, I'll judge. But at least I've come up with a couple of article ideas that I may upload in the near future... DG |Chatty Chaps| 19:14, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you could save them for a possible Chrimbo writing comp? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:49, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

I NEED ADMIN POWERZ NAO

IME ADMIN ON FAB@HOME WIKI (USERNAME REMI)

wikiPAINTING.FREE.FR (USERNAME WIKADEMIA)

ENCYC.ORG (USERNAME WIKADEMIA)

AND NAO HERE

THANXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Self Indulgence

Request denied--Silent Penguin 21:27, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
This isn't some small-ass wiki where you can ask for adminship. --T3 21:43, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)


wa.

Say wha? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:33, 13 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
Say Say wha? --Silent Penguin 16:22, 14 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

IRK

plz :D --Silent Penguin 21:53, 4 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

aww, come on, you know you want to, the main reason we want you on skype is really for the whole project thing, we want you to be involved in all the stuff, plus, three people are better than two, since usually there is only two of the three of us. --Silent Penguin 17:32, 10 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
Please note, it is socially unacceptable to not reply to this just because you don't want to :P stop avoiding the socialising with real people :D --Silent Penguin 17:52, 10 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
You cant ignore us forever dan ;) come, join with us, or you shall be assimilated.--Silent Penguin 11:31, 11 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
GIT YOUR ASS ON IRC! --T3 02:14, 12 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
Wow, hold your horses! I can't go on IRC when I'm not even here most of the time, and when I do go on, nobody's there. I'll try and make it on at some point - is there anything in particular you want to talk about? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:28, 13 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
Our progress with no-ammo and suchlike--Silent Penguin 20:56, 13 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Interview

  1. Would it be accurate to say that a rule of Illogicopedia is "be stupid and not just funny"?
  2. What is your opinion on dicks?
  3. Are you a vampire? Am I interviewing a vampire now? Is this an interview with a vampire? Please tell me you're a vampire. --Syndrome 04:15, 16 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Answers

Ahem *clears throat*...

  1. Nope.
  2. Well, after thinking long and hard about this one, I've decided I don't like people called Richard. Except Richard O Brien.
  3. I am a vampire and I just had a blood sandwich for dinner.

I hope that clears things up and if there are any more questions please do not hesitate to hit me over the head with a brick. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:36, 24 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Les francophones sont morts!

Can I become burocrat on French, ignored Logimalpédie? I want to throw with baguettes and croisants to people. Just a request | CartoonistHenning 16:35, 28 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Yes, you may, however if I remember correctly I have no admin type powers over 'zere', so ya might want to ask MMF the zame qvestion. Sorry about the bad French accent there. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:54, 7 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Hindleyite ‎(Bureaucrate, Administrateur) (Créé le 7 novembre 2008 à 12:50) Aucun problème. I forgot I asked this question ;P CartoonistHenning 13:17, 28 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Aha, my apologies. I'll get right on it. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:21, 28 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Evidently already done by some admin with marginally more foresight than myself. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:23, 28 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

I AM UNDER YOUR EYES and EARS

You mean you're my mouth? Tough luck, foo'. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:55, 7 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

IRK

There's a party. We have RC cola. --T3 22:21, 8 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Is that like Roller Cola? Cos that sucks. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:22, 8 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
I dunno what it stands for but just get on. Pweeese. I haven't talked to you since like the pickle judging of Summer '08. --T3 22:24, 8 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
I bet it stands for Radio Controlled Cola, just like that game - RC Pro-Am for the Nintendo. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:32, 8 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Damnit dan, socialise with us :D --Silent Penguin 23:17, 8 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Hah, did you like my Friday night IRC dodging techniques? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:11, 9 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
No, you are always full of terrible excuses akin to five year olds trying to get their own way, it's very tiresome, frankly we are sick of it. --Silent Penguin 16:51, 9 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
I was going to reply to this, but I had some bread to butter... ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:30, 10 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)