User talk:Psl99

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Welcome![edit source]

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psl99 (talk) 16:57, 22 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

I see you welcomed yourself so we don't have to. Hope you have a good time here.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 18:47, 22 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
:) psl99 (talk) 19:41, 22 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
Your attention please, while this announcement is going through place, you have been inducted into a secret society.

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  • Cheese it now.
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One of things you quickly learn: one welcome template is NEVER enough. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:53, 22 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

CAPTCHA[edit source]

I DO NOT like forcing me to answer CAPTCHA while adding links psl99 (talk) 16:20, 23 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

WELL TOO BAD DEAL WITH IT[edit source]

It is a measure taken to deter spammers from spamming links to various websites. Since the vast majority of those spammers are bots, the CAPTCHA is what brutally annihilates them in their tracks. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:32, 25 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Lol?[edit source]

Lol? Illogico! Illogically? 03:55, 24 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

I doubt it. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:33, 24 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)