User talk:SirXziane

Well, hello! And welcome to Illogicopedia! Here's the welcome template:

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

First time I've used it! Anyways, I hope you enjoy your time here. Are you hungry? Have some cake. Wait, I don't have any. Sorry. Maybe next time. If there is a next time. --- (Talk) (Contributions) 00:09, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Aye, the welcome template ain't the most welcoming around, but it has useful links. Sometimes very useful... at any rate, welcome, prolific new person. I'm too lazy to actually read anything, but judging by the titles, you have greeeaaat potential. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 01:16 (UTC)

Yes, another new non-lazy user, or at least so far. They're good to have.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:39, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hello

Um, we would appreciate it if you could perhaps stop adding the black turtle link thingies to the bottom of articles. It makes Monkey sad, and Penguin mad. Thank you. --- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:53, 7 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Er, knock it off, will you? Please? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101007 - 21:24 (UTC)

Yes, it is clogging up the recent changes.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 23:12, 7 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You had a warning and persisted, Clearly a ban is the only way you will take notice, should you persist after your ban expires, it may be more permanent. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:32, 7 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh, aren't you a persistent one... do you not learn? Why are you resuming with the turtle? Why is it so important to you, ignoring two admins? For that matter, do you understand human speech? I ask only because I care, of course. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:52 (UTC)

Yeah

We don't want to clean that black turtle stuff up. Stop it now! —rms talk 21:23, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I feel a ban coming along...-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:30, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)