B0rked

b0rked is 1337 speak for something that doesn't work.

List of things which are B0rked

• Microsoft
• A computer calculating Pi to the last digit
• Your face! Hiiiiya Kung foo
• Chairs with two legs
• Houses with no walls
• Visibility cloaks
• Tuna soup on Tuesdays
• Cats on Sunday
• Marmite and Tomato Source
• Doctor Who after we know his name
• Harry Kim on Star Trek Voyager
• Three digit ISBN numbers
• Playing N64 games on your PC without a joystick (damn this keyboard!)
• Desert Slugs
• The Internets
• Clocks with no hands
• Millipedes with no feet
• Spiders not in webs
• The French
• French people
• French food
• Windows Vista
• Captain Picard with hair
• Blue sunflowers
• Studio executives and/or English professors