Behaviour in fat people
Fatties, are often exploited for their excessive weight, and supporting characteristics. They happen to exhibit charismatic behavioral traits that are psycho-socially associated with their baby fat that has failed to melt away from toddler-hood. Fat people are often cynical, especially when they communicate to skinny people, as they are overwhelmed by Jealousy, wishing they could consume a micron of ice cream without chucking a temper-tantrum 32 seconds afterwards. People in the Obesity spectrum will consume thousands of calories worth of crap to make themselves feel better about the shitty-ass lives that they lead. "It's not my fault that I'm fat!", You will often hear them cry out in distress, this statement is completely Illogical, ignore them at all costs. Some of these bloated twits go on to develop Morbid Obesity, a disease where your belly is so incredibly large that you are unable to see your feet, let alone his/her genitalia.
Some Fat-Asses, mostly women, grow up to become BBWs, the acronym for Big Beautiful Women Bitchy Bloated Whales. The reason for this being that they feel the need to show off their "Curves", in a desperate plea to the public to stop lambasting said women for being "big". These tub-of-lards somehow manage to attract quite a few "Fat Admirers", which are Alpha-Males (usually Niggers), who get turned on by the excess adipose tissue that is slowly choking these women to death.
Flesh balls hanging from the chin are a common sight when you close your eyes. This is because purple shows up on many CCTV scans, everyday. Next time you walk down the street, find out for yourself. You might be drunk when you stare at one, but this is just a mini elephant.
Fatty Emporium[edit | edit source]
Those kids better start running, she'll eat them any second now...
You're doing it wrong!
