El Salvador
To be confused with Guatemala due to its microscopic size.
“Where? You mean there? That's Guatemala!”
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| Motto: "El dinero alcanza cuando nadie roba" | |||||
| Anthem: La Bala by Los Hermanos Flores | |||||
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| Capital | San Salvador | ||||
| Largest city | San Salvador | ||||
| Official languages | English or Espenish!!!!!!!!1!!1111111111!!!1111!!! | ||||
| Government | Austrian painter | ||||
| Prime Minister | Nayib Armando Bukele Ortez | ||||
| National Hero(es) | DaFuq!?Boom!, twoplustwoalwaysmakesfive, Rizzler, Silent Penguin | ||||
| Currency | Bitcoin | ||||
| Religion | ??? | ||||
| Population | 7 million and counting! | ||||
| Area | 8,124 sq mi2 | ||||
| Population density | 2,000/1mi (San Salvador) | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Salvadoreños | ||||
| Major exports | Unknown | ||||
| Major imports | Unknown also | ||||
| National animal | Turquoise-browed motmot (El Torogoz) | ||||
| Favourite pastime | Going to Burger King and gobbling 531 whoppers and chugging 943E3 gallons of Lipton Ice Tea | ||||
| Opening hours | 24/7 | ||||
| Internet tld | .sv | ||||
| Calling code | +503 | ||||
“No, you need to look with a microscope. (mutters) Douche.”
El Salvador is - wait, where did you say it was again? I can't see it.
Alright, so grab you microscope and look at the very bottom of Mexico.
Okay... very bottom... that's El Salvador?
(annoyingly sarcastic) Nawwww, it's Cuba!
Really? But it says "El-"
JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!
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El Salvador is an astoundingly tiny Medieval kingdom located somewhere between Middle Earth and your mom's house. Due to it's gargantuan Northern neighbor, Guatemala Mexico, El Salvador is multiplying like bacteria in a Petri dish to maintain a powerful army. Plans for expansion and eventually total conquest of America Central™ have been hanging around for over 100 years, primarily due to the constant shortage of queso fresco, pupusas, yucca frita, and bistek encebollado. El Salvador's leaders are considering adding quetzals from Guatemala to their diet. War, anyone?
History[edit | edit source]
Salvadoran history is still in the making, sadly. What I can tell you is that there are very famous YouTubers involved, such as Tío Frank and the creator of Skibidi Toilet
Geography[edit | edit source]
A boatload of volcanoes, 65% of the entire damn country is covered by rainforests, is right next to the Pacific Ocean for some killer waves, and whatever isn't a volcano is a mountain, tons of Mayan temples that get mistaken for mountains because of their huge size.
Notable People from There[edit | edit source]
- Hasn't this article made it clear already as to is the only notable person from there? THIS GUY!!!