# Forum:Cordially inviting the administrators to lock themselves in a small room and adress the terribly pressing concern in which several of the users want a new admin to join the ranks

...yeah. That. I'll, er, wire y'all some beer if you show up.

See, apparently it's been a bit of an issue of late that... um... crap, I wandered off to get some breakfast and now I don't remember where I was going with this.

...maybe someone else will care enough to chime in and sort it out. *shifty eyes* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 17:29 (UTC)

Meh, we tried getting them to bring up an admin once, and they did; it was for the sake of getting one in America. But he's now inactive.
Still why would we need an admin, anyways? —rms talk 17:53, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
I think it was something about increasing the odds stopping vandals that need stopping on the same day as opposed to just the same week, and perhaps some vain hope of having someone around capable of and not too lazy to delete stuff, update stuff, and do other stuff I'm too lazy to even think of.
But I don't remember for sure. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:06 (UTC)
Actually, yeah; that would be a problem. Would any of you guys not go absent, anyhow, if you were opped? I can only think of two, maybe three experienced users I've even seen around somewhat consistently... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:08 (UTC)
I don't edit much nowadays, but I check the wiki every day. Pathetic.
Also, we should find and shoot Duncan. —rms talk 18:18, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Oh, did you add that one to the list? That's reassuring, at any rate.
Who is Duncan? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:24 (UTC)
Homoboyrms talk 18:51, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Oh... right. Wouldn't it work better to take him alive? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:02 (UTC)
I don't think he's a crat... we'd be best off shotting him. His only real use is making great entries for this contest.rms talk 19:18, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
And he won't agree to this, then? Well, alright. Let's find the bastard! *loads crossbow* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:28 (UTC)

Obviously the new admin would have to be a longtime user and someone who checks the site everyday. Also, living in America is a plus... Damn. I guess that leaves me and RMS. --T3 19:24, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

This'll be interesting. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:28 (UTC)
Wait, what? Interesting?
You're calling a backwater wiki site's pointless admin "drama" interesting? —rms talk 21:08, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
And? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 21:34 (UTC)
He's got a point, Athyria. And why did you have to write such an annoyingly long forum title?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:35, 17 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Maybe I'm easily amused. You wanna make something of it? And yes. Yes, I most certainly did. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101017 - 22:04 (UTC) Oh, I read that wrong. Again. Because?
Honestly in order to keep up appearances, I'll say that I really don't care but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to be considered for adminship. Obviously I want adminship; it would take a nutjob not to want it. That being said, I will not publicly cry if I don't get it. --T3 01:19, 18 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
With that in mind, Seppy: If you don't make me an admin, shit is going to go down on skype. Yee haw, howdy do! —rms talk 01:23, 18 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
I think I know whom I might be rooting for in this... *shifty eyes* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101018 - 01:46 (UTC)

FYI I'm an American, but not particularly active, but still. --Nerd42 01:16, 20 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

/me crosses Athyria off the list of possible admins --Silent Penguin 03:44, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Of course I'd make a rubbish admin, love... I still haven't the faintest inkling how this place works; it's all so new to me. But that's not the point... no, I have an idea. It's a really bad idea, see... why not op two people? Tell them whoever's less productive will be de-opped. Then... just leave them like that indefinitely. It could work, except for the fact that I mentioned it in plain view of anyone who highlights this...
But nobody saw me say it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101025 - 04:52 (UTC)
↑ booooo —rms talk 05:03, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Actually, that's a good idea.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:17, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
It's never going to work with this here darned newfangled technology! Wooee! Check out them buttons on this here 'keeeeybooaard'! Fan-cy! Hotdiggity! —rms talk 05:19, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
And there are other buttons accessed by moving this pointy thingy around, too... look, it's like, magical, or something... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101025 - 05:38 (UTC)

## Free beer for admins here

So what do you all make of this? Anything? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101019 - 18:27 (UTC)

Seems like a lot of the current admins have become somewhat lazy and/or inaktive lately, including myself. *Takes a nap* yaaaaaaaawn...I wouldn't object to a new admin, 'twould probably be good to have fresh blood in an adminship position. Feedback from more of the current admins is a good place to start. BLELLEDLELE *sits and waits for something to happen* --THE 18:30, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
I am also in agreement with Mr Definitive Article here. We're keeping on top of vandalism and such, but this seems to be the only real time the admins get together these days. REAL LIFE SUCKS MAAAN! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:58, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
/me Considers adding Athyria back if another round is shared. In all fairness though, we OP someone, and they instantly become lazy, it's a job requirement or something i guess. --Silent Penguin 03:44, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

*trundles in a trolley of beer* C'mon, guys. Do something. Like... eventually.

Besides, could, say, rms actually get any lazier? Or T3canolis, what does he ever do, anyway? And Gruntled's an admin on uncyclopedia, so opping him here could be pretty funny as well as completely ineffective, since he may not even notice. Fonchezzz seems to be completely insane, but he is rather helpful at times, and is incredibly lazy already as well. And there's always that Hello hello fellow; who cares if he doesn't want it? And whoever else... but, see, could they really get any lazier? What kind of excuse is that? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101102 - 18:10 (UTC)

So who is Gruntled on Uncy?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 19:47, 2 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
He's the guy with the catbox. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101102 - 20:30 (UTC)

Not sure why people think I don't want adminship. Seppy just never trusted me with it :) -- ${\displaystyle H_{olleH}^{ello}}$ 23:33, 2 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I may have confused you with someone else... or I may not have. So what's with that, anyhow? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101103 - 00:28 (UTC)
There was a day... way back when... when I was a genuine candidate for adminship. Back in the day when the Duck Clan flourished. But those days are over now. The duck clan is dead. My number one side kick is long since inactive. I'm a lone ranger these days, and as previously mentioned... rather lazy, because ALAS! There is real life at hand (and a number of alternate fake lives that I have on the interwebs as well...)-- 23:42, 2 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
But that's the problem! There are no real candidates currently, are there? Why do you think I'm trying to get them so drunk? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101103 - 00:28 (UTC)
Well if I were a candidate, I'd have no idea how to use all those fun whips and diddles... that the admins have. Like... I dont know how to work stuff. I just ya know... do my stuff when I feel like it, i.e vomiting my thoughts on the key board. Have you ever read my articles?! How does a maniac like that function a website?? (I mean... something other than a free webs) All that said however, I can be pretty freaking active when I feel like it. AND... Im a duck.-- 01:01, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
The problem with this discussion is that we need someone who...
1. Is very active
and
2. Has been here for quite a while.
However, there's not many people who are both of those things. Actually, there's no one. I know you guys have already said it, but I want to state it officially, because it's a bit of a problem. Are you going to trust adminship with a newbie, who might do something stupid or suddenly change heart, or play it safe and give it to a familiar user, who might just disappear or never make use of their powers?
That's the choice. We have to make a decision. And as soon as possible, please.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:50, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)