Forum:The Cake is a Lie!

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Borrowed this from another forum, still good though :D. So, heres the problem:

Basicly, Get to the cake in the most imaginative and/or illogical way possible using your major Paint pixel pushing skills. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:13, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

The Solutions

Use the THIRDDRD DIMENSION! (*Hoyven*)--User:Jakea712/sig 21:01 22 Novermbe 2009 (GMT)

Wow, it's like... threeee deeeeee! Mint. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:17, 16 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Behold, my magical powers of the copy and paste tool --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 19:21, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

A quick (crappy) go, I might try again. GOOD FORUM TOPIC SEPPY!! Even if it is stolen, kind of. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:42, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

These ones always get me. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:08, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

I don't have Paint or Photoshop right now, but I suggest replacing the deadly spikes with pretty flowers. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:12, 26 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

He really wanted that cake. --JonTehSexyMofo 23:53, 18 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I decided to try the flip method, but forgot about gravity. --DG |Chatty Chaps| 22:07, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Thought I'd better post the correct, official solution that uses the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, just in case anyone doesn't know what this is or where it comes from. See this video for a demonstration. --Nerd42 15:49, 11 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

• The cake is a lie
• It's actually a pie
• That will make you DIE. --Nerd42 03:44, 12 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

a gun which can fire wormholes is very implausible. Least the others were believable. (sarcasm) --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 05:34, 12 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Level2

Good luck --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:07, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I was playing as batman, right? --JonTehSexyMofo 00:19, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Anyone for old skool arcade games? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:23, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I prefer ice cream cake. --T3 00:24, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

sɹǝʍod ɔıƃɐɯ Testostereich • (ballsack) 00:28, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Cake-loving fatso attracted, wedged. --I forgot 06:52, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

In a way, the problem is solved. --Ben ^Blade 07:40, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Level 3

Because i had already made it, and RFK's was identicle to the first one, only with zombies.

As jon put it "only 'official' scenarious may be attempted for the safety of the users".--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:11, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Caution: Cake may contain monster --JonTehSexyMofo 15:26, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

My attempt at fail --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:27, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

An epic fail just like my Illogicopedia career. --T3 15:45, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Yeah Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:11, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

finally i get a chance —rms talk 20:12, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

My Response to RFK's one before Seppy deleted it

And that took some thought. --T3 15:21, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Level 4

made it m'self. lots of detail too —rms talk 22:03, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

lol. --T3 23:52, 19 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

DAMN YOU, YOU!!! --vaGinonater I exist! 00:08, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

my own obvious solution —rms talk 00:34, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

These non-official scenarios make me sick, RMS, get in line, ho --JonTehSexyMofo 00:55, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Go poorly thought out nuclear waste dumping! Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:24, 13 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Level 5

Go! Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:57, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Suck it, people. —rms talk 07:24, 20 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

This felt kinda obvious, given how square his arse was, maybe i will give it windows and a chimney someday to go with the door :P --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:36, 23 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

"Arcanine, return!" -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 17:23, 25 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Awwwwww, bwess Testostereich • (ballsack) 00:39, 20 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Lol, this was apparently made by User:Jakea712. —rms talk 08:57, 22 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Talk

So what happened here? I liked this topic. —rms talk 01:19, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

It's taking a break, so as not to kill the fun out of it :P -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 01:40, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

someone shoot me —rms talk 01:51, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

I'll shoot you...a smile :D -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 01:55, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

that's what i was counting on eh —rms talk 02:00, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

eee i wanna go MyMetalFunkybeat—talk

then stop being such a prissy twit and do one. :P --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:41, 23 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)

Okay here goes (Level 6)

simsilikesims 07:07, 6 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

The cake was well worth being eaten. —rms talk 03:13, 8 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

The capitalist generally succeeds Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:28, 8 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

A man eating plant? Just trade the cake for a man! --Nerd42 16:09, 11 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

BTW, in future save as PNG not JPG for MS paint contests. --Nerd42 16:12, 11 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

MyMetalFunkybeat—talk

Level 7

Someone threw seppy into the Large Hadron Collider, good luck. Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:53, 19 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

huh —rms talk 08:36, 20 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Damnit, i was going to do that, but with your mum :P --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:47, 20 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

You were saying Seppy? Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:26, 20 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Christ reich, your cartoon skills, i thought that was a girl at first, some emo fangirl ripped from pokemon, till i saw the text.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 02:12, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

That could be argued for RMS in person, who an image of I was /loosely/ working from :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 02:19, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

i see the resemblance (wtf) —rms talk 02:22, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

You do? Great (nwa) Testostereich • (ballsack) 02:24, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

waita second, i didn't even notice that text. what kinda scam is this anyway —rms talk 02:33, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Just midread dunc's comment with "working" as "wanking". I say it was funnier that way. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:59, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Rave Reviews From The Bocks Office

Just so you all know, this thread makes me cry tears of joy. --Asema 03:50, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Me too. —rms talk 05:08, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

BA DURR DURR BE DURR HURR DA DURR DERP A DERP A DURRRR DA DURR HURR DA DURR DERP DERP DURRRRRR HURRR DERP DURR DEE HURR DURR Edit: the Boxxy office? --Galanoth 10:59, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

it makes me want caek --Nerd42 18:52, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Go to the Boxxy office and get some. GET SUM MAWR CAEK 4 T3H NRUD 4 T 2 CUZ H3 N33DSH IT 2 HAF TEH HAWT AWRGAZIM?!!@!ew@!"e{d:fwLFKGJER--Galanoth 11:15, 22 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Level eight

• Toughie...-- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 21:40, 13 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Solutions

• -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 21:55, 13 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

• Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:56, 13 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

• --What the hell? Why would they put "pots" on a sign. --T3 01:22, 14 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

• volunteering for the kids is a good way to stop traffic —rms talk 01:46, 14 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Seemed like a good idea at the time. See, if the bloke's blindfold then he can't see what the sign says so he just stumbles past it, right? Kind of sucks when I have to explain it. Oh well. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:42, 14 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Level 9

I was going to include a Mission Impossible Style headset and outfit, but I figured that'd be a pain to work with so meh, throw what you got at this one. (Also, after level 10 we should probably archive this bad boy)

READY

STEADY

GO! Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:40, 16 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

I tried my best, which in this case, was a very poor effort.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 20:18, 16 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Lasers can't hurt you, silly. You never been to a nightclub? -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:52, 17 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

The cake's probably gone off by this point, but yeah, pretty fail safe if you believe the cake scenario is at the North Pole in a giant building, and that he can walk on water. Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:40, 17 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Jesus could walk through lasers though if he wanted.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 02:39, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

suck it —rms talk 06:51, 18 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Level 10

The cakes have eyes.. GO! Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:40, 16 Farbleum 2010 (UTC)

Sometimes the obvious ones are, well, obligatory. Maybe? Testostereich • (ballsack) 01:18, 23 Farbleum 2010 (UTC)

No right-minded demon zombie will even attempt to attack a guy who is on fire. -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 23:45, 4 Arche 2010 (UTC)

It may take five years, but we'll get there eventually!! --Nerd42 15:59, 5 Arche 2010 (UTC)

The horrible writing on the picture explains it. Yes. That is a light switch. I know. My Paint skillz suck. --T3 23:28, 5 Arche 2010 (UTC)

wait till daytime, amirite? —rms talk 18:36, 6 Arche 2010 (UTC)

An idea finally came to me. A fool and his cake are easily parted, as long as you have a huge monster between your legs to ride.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:17, 9 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, this needs some kind of award!-- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 15:51, 9 Arche 2010 (UTC)

• For. —rms talk 02:56, 10 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Level 11

The odds are stacked against our hero, but dammit, he will never give up hope! Good luck, guys. -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 23:52, 17 Arche 2010 (UTC)

I used the anti gravity shoes that were hidden in the wall —rms talk 03:11, 18 Arche 2010 (UTC)

You know it makes sense... -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:02, 21 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Wow, what a way to break the space-time continuum. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:09, 22 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Ideas are low, but my blood sugar levels are .. also low Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:02, 23 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Tea Time Total Scores So Far

Level	Wins	Losses
Level 1	4	3
Level 2	4	2
Level 3	0	5
That weird zombie mask "level" only T3canolis entered	1	0
Level 4	3	2
Level 5	5	0
Level 6	3	1
Level 7	2	0
Level 8	2	3
Level 9	3	1
Level 10	5	1
Level 11	2	1

Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:29, 23 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Level 12

Watch out for this guy, I hear he R admins Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:40, 25 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Ouch. -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:48, 26 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Poor me Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:54, 7 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Happens to the best of us. --T3 22:11, 7 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Level 13

Behold, it's lame! Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:39, 3 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Ask the cake for a leaflet with nutritional info. Trust me, im a pro.--Ben ^Blade 17:29, 3 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Happens one too many times... --T3 22:16, 3 Aym 2010 (UTC)

i told scotty to beam the insulin down —rms talk 22:00, 2 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

i think this lil' guy is too stupid to survive --Nerd42 15:56, 3 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Damn

It's dried up. —rms talk 22:38, 27 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

level the fourteenth

Suck on this. —rms talk 21:58, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Assuming that he's a ghost, of course. --T3 23:42, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

\noclip! --(ƒî)» 02:30, 12 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

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Yeah. Testostereich • (ballsack) 03:09, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Wow, now that's epic. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:55, 30 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Ghosts can walk through walls, right? Doesn't putting a sheet over your head make you a ghost? —rms talk 17:09, 14 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

15

Testostereich • (ballsack) 01:52, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Testostereich • (ballsack) 02:15, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Um... I don't know what to say about this. Thank God Nerd isn't active at the moment... This is still technically a violation of like five rules but who gives? I lol'ed. --T3 03:43, 14 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

When I do eventually get banned for this, I don't think I'll be able to have any real defence :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 06:40, 20 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

—rms talk 21:24, 6 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

*nudge* —rms talk 21:23, 16 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Illogicopedia:No_Total_Crap#No_explicit_content --Nerd42 23:02, 16 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

8===D~ ~ ~ 68.114.239.81 20:06, 18 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

16

The floor .. its made of lava Testostereich • (ballsack) 11:35, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

the parting of the Red Sea

Since when did they have volcanoes in egypt, duncan? —rms talk 17:02, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You dunce, what do you think they built the pyramids over? Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:06, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I thought they built them over the thousands of dead corpses required to make them in the first place

Either that or a alien spaceship

fuckin history channel —rms talk 03:37, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Well i mean.. lava IS rock.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 02:28, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Why the not-even-remotely-related-to-a-birdy thing? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101024 - 02:59 (UTC)

Volcanoes remind me of dinosaurs.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 03:07, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Why's that? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101024 - 03:12 (UTC)

loooooooooool

Not only a good idea, but that teradactyl really finished it off —rms talk 03:34, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Can I post the next level?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 10:44, 25 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

17

This one you may not quite get unless... you have played this. Hardest game ever The gist is... if you move, the puppy dies.

--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 22:47, 28 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I think you should know... I hate puppies. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101029 - 00:07 (UTC)

I will get back into the swing of this cake business once I aquire a mouse. Stupid touchpads, ruining my arts... -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 00:33, 29 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

*hugs HelloolleH* That's what I'd have done if I had any skill with digital art. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101029 - 02:21 (UTC)

Same idea. Just... the other way around and over the top violent.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 02:28, 30 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I hate the wind. It fucks everything up. —rms talk 05:53, 30 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Pretty freaky wind.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 07:38, 30 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Is it me, or is this game a lot harder than it used to be? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:50, 30 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

"Caution: cake may contain monster"... I think it may be just you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101030 - 15:06 (UTC)

18

Aaawwww yeeeeaaaahhhhh, ninjas, baby. -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 02:11, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

These guys don't mess about... -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 04:17, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Disguise yourself as a fellow Ninja!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:55, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Well what would I do? Turn into a wizard and turn the ninjas into something much more friendly.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 19:37, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Since when are giant rodents friendly? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 21:16 (UTC)

Today.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 23:22, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Just when you thought you could beat the ninjas, you couldn't. —rms talk 16:52, 14 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Because drawing four anthropomorphic turtles is too hard Testostereich • (ballsack) 02:01, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

AOTM? I seenk so. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:01, 8 Arche 2011 (UTC)

So

Who wants to make a new one? —rms talk 21:48, 21 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I wish I could. I can't draw. *sniffle* ~ 22:13, 21 Ditzimber 2010

This problem must be solved. —rms talk 06:06, 22 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I tried to make one:

19, I guess.

Get past some hams or something. Sorry it's so bad; only program I had installed was inkscape, and I dunno how to paste into it. Although now that I think about it, it may not have been entirely installed, which might explain the, erm, oddities I kept getting. I mean, I had to kill the installer part of the way through because it just sort of died... ~ 17:15, 22 Ditzimber 2010

Um, wait you forgot the difficult part. The guy in this one is an ORTHODOX JEW! --Nerd42 03:47, 8 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

ON ILLOGICOPEDIA HAM ROASTS YOU!!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 16:30, 8 Ergust 2014 (UTC)

Level -1 (Negative One)

Time for the cake to get it's revenge!! --Nerd42 23:41, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)

The cake is timid and wets itself at the thought of approaching the person. --T3 06:54, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

It's difficult for cake man not to look suspicious, but brainwashed sugar-addicted Americans think he's legit. —rms talk 03:36, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

The yellow lasers killed the delicious guy on the right. RIP. :( --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 02:56, 8 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)