Galidor reboot hoaxes
When Galidor was prematurely canceled after only six months, it left many questions unanswered. Did Nick "Cage the Elephant" Bluetooth succeed in revolutionizing everyday life on Earth? Did Gorm die comingled with a rock and a plastic lawnchair? Many rumors have been started about the return of this program.
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MMII-MMV[edit | edit source]
Because all the kids making up theories were too young to post anything on the internet that anyone would read, many undocumented hoaxes proliferated. Common features of the theory meta-narratives are that they were started by a "kid" in "geographic location" and that they ended within "geographic location".
Notable theories include the following:
- On XXI August MMII, a kid from New Hampshire told his friends that Galidor would be on on channel 25 at VII:XXX AM on Saturday. It wasn't. It was determined to be in good faith, so he was only warned with a level I template.
- On III Jamuary MMIII, another kid in Arizona told his friend, both of them Galidor fans, that the series would return with season III on VIII February. The latter reported it to a couple more people, but word didn't spread outside their town. The former only intended it as a moderately sadistic prank.
- On an unknown date in MMV, some kid in some town in Canada started a rumor about a full-scale reboot. The only people who heard it were at his school. A couple people were interested, but none enough to spread it further.
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MMVI-MMXI[edit | edit source]
With the advent of YouTube, the conditions were perfect for a mass hoax regarding a Galidor reboot. Anyone with a video camera, a USB cable, Windows Movie Maker, a computer, and an uncensored internet connection could create a totally believable, but fake Galidor trailer. Remarkably, none whatsoever were produced. Instead, everyone just made homemade Boohbah parodies, which don't work out as well.
MMXII-MMXIII[edit | edit source]
In MMXII, a spambot sent an email that used the words "Galidor" and "reboot" in the same sentence, like the so:
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MMXIV-present[edit | edit source]
In MMXIV, Galidor saw a surge in popularity, coinciding with the rise of the NoFap movement. A bunch of XX-something males had to find something to replace their hitherto favorite activity with. Many rumors of its full return started on Reddit, until they decided that a better use of their time is forcing random investment firms into bankrupcy. Critics interpreted Galidor's defeat in its longetivity competition with BIONICLE as a sign of inferiority. The debates resultant were akin to a M gorillas bodyslamming M itselves in M mirrors. Ahaha lol, get it? Because they're all on computers? Whacka whacka doo doo yeah!