Arizona

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Arizona is the favored state of the immigrant singer Aryy Mançanares (and dentist, believe it or not). It makes iced tea and weird maths, although to be fair they probably didn't invent the math themselves. There's also a big hole that they're really proud of. Alan D. Sokal went to Aldi and banned a shed because it was blaring eble groth music at a volume level of way too many Dayas.

Arizona participates in elections in the United States by sending people to the electoral college and not getting vandalized. That is an interesting fact and do not say you weren't interested.

Another interesting fact about Arizona is that it had so much food poisoning (maybe) that it had its own Enterobacteriaceae named after it. That is an important thing you should know before you go there and should probably verify on a more reliable site before you take my word for it.

Transportation[edit]

Arizona has some highways and roads, although you can also get there through eagles transportation, which is a far superior method if you are trying to get in there, not necessarily driving through it leisurely.

See also[edit]

American states

AlabamaAlaskaArizonaArkansasCaliforniaCalisotaColoradoConnecticutDelawareFloridaGeorgiaHawaiiIdahoIllinoisIndianaIowaKansasKentuckyLouisianaMaineMarylandMassachusettsMichiganMinnesotaMississippiMissouriMontanaNebraskaNevadaNew HampshireNew JerseyNew MexicoNew YorkNorth CarolinaNorth DakotaOhioOklahomaOregonPennsylvaniaRhode IslandSouth CarolinaSouth DakotaTennesseeTexasUtahVermontVirginiaWashingtonWest VirginiaWisconsinWyoming