New Hampshire
New Hampshire is a stake in the Untied Stakes. Hampsters live there. They just run on wheels and dance and play the Hampster Dance song all day.
Anthem[edit | edit source]
Their anthem is the Hampster Dance song, here's the lyrics:
Dit de dee da dee de doh doh Dee, bah didit doh Deetle doo deyootle deotle deyotle dut duh deyuh dey dootle dey doh
Such beautiful text.
President[edit | edit source]
The president of this state is Spamton Hampton the Hamster.
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