IllogiGames talk:Big Brrother 2012

Is there going to be high quality weed? Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 19:45, 10 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Likely some low quality outdoor shit. I'll bring my home grown, mayhaps. Or I'll pick up some NYC Diesel. —rms talk 00:47, 11 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Lets hotbox this mofo -- $H_{olleH}^{ello}$ 22:41, 16 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I'll bring my bong. —rms talk 00:05, 17 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I'll bong my bring.--Ben ^Blade 07:54, 17 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I'll... bang my... bing?--INeedABetterUsername 10:43, 22 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I'll... erm... hey, HelloolleH! Not seen you in ages. Well, see ya, I suppose. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:34, 9 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

I'll take that last spot? Ya?-- ~ Noodles! 01:27, 10 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Oh no wait, I need an invitation, don't I?-- ~ Noodles! 01:29, 10 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Damn, I was going to ask for the last spot, too. I'll apply for it in case INeedABetterUsername and I will have to arm wrestle over it. --T3 02:25, 10 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Meh, you'd win.-- ~ Noodles! 02:59, 10 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

If Dan the Hedgehog accepts then unfortunately there'll be no more spaces. You'll still be able to vote though, and i'm planning to do another in the summer, depending on how this one goes.--Ben ^Blade 18:01, 10 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Eight days left

This is gonna be awesome. Is there a place where non-contestants can discuss Big Brro related stuphs? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 15:07, 23 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

And how do we vote?-- (Talkies) (artikles) 00:27, 27 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

@Hindleyite: Here, though I may set up a thread if there's a lot of interest.

@INeedABetterUsername: By email this time, will reveal more when the competition starts. Thanks for asking though :)--Ben ^Blade 17:48, 27 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Vote? Doesn't Mahmoud Ahmadithinkmypantsareinthedryerinejad decide?--Colonel Sanders 18:20, 27 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

It seems not.-- (Talkies) (artikles) 22:58, 28 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

Allegory of the cave as interpreted by the cast of Saturday Night Live

Oh, er... er... uhhhm... erp... OK, I need to know how to do this thing? Can I justify my voting trends by drinking heavily? Thanks for your anticipated guidance in this most macabre of Herculean tasks. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 16:24, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

I regret to inform you that only Contestants are allowed in da Hoose. I will need to see your green card, then you may leave and comment here in Purgatory.--Colonel Sanders 16:33, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Only housemates are allowed in the Hoose, but everyone can vote. As yet, there is no rule on the influence of alcohol on voting. However, if I receive millions of votes for "adsfvddgduuhs" (who unfortunately does not exist and is not competing,) I may have something to say on the matter. Vote as you wish, as long as it's for two users--Ben ^Blade 20:53, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Voting/evictions

How are they going to work? Will we forcibly remove housemates using pitchforks and/or cattle brands? Will IM ever get that orange juice? Tune in next week, same Illogi time, same Illogi channel? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:40, 6 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

I was going to do one today but... nobody's voted. So unless I get a couple of votes today we'll have a double eviction next week. REMINDER TO EVERYONE: *Everyone* can vote. Save your favourite users by sending two of the housemates' usernames as the subject of an email to bigbrrother@email.com--Ben ^Blade 14:48, 6 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Just voted. Lemme know when I can do so again and I shall. Even if nobody else sends you a message, there are at least votes to save two people! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:41, 9 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Additional: I put up a blog post. Apologies for voting in the incorrect format, but I shall know for future. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:02, 10 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Do we still get two votes this week? Dan the Hedgehog has immunity, doesn't he, so won't it be more suitable for us to have one? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:27, 19 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Random thought

Idea for challenge: best/most interesting escape attempt? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:41, 13 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

I think I left my pet ocelot in the Buvver House.

Anyone seen it about? --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:07, 24 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

It now walks on its hind legs and speaks fluent English, following three years of being abandoned.--Ben ^Blade 17:55, 24 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

OH CHERRY! How I missed you! *hug* You havent been abusing the contestants have you?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 04:19, 26 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

It was on a guy's head. I tried going on the guy's head, too, but he got smushied. Don't tell noone. ~ 04:36, 26 Jeremy 2012

Cherry just recited shakespeare to me and Im a little worried. Wait who did you smoosh? Does he need ointment?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 11:28, 26 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Cillit Bang!

Congrats to the winner! I will not repeat their name here because it'll spoil the video, but well done you! :P

Oh screw this. Well done Athyria! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:33, 30 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Ointment! ~ 17:28, 30 Jeremy 2012

Battery leaks could nearly cost her a quarter. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 03:46, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)