Joseph Stalin
Joseph "I'm Fat Guy With Moustache" Stalin is the rightful leader of the USSA (United Socialist States of America, or Amerika) and inventor of the macaroni ball. Stalin also led Soviet Russia to take over all futile capitalist things like McDonald's and Nasty King. After this, he took over the USSA, did crap, and died in a hole in Denmark. He also was Jay Leno's evil twin. He then did stuff and stiiifff and stuffie. Meh, Stalin is a pointless guy and a waste of time to write an Illogicopedia article on.
Stalin was known for killing 6 million chickens and ate a shoe. He is not to be confused with Stosef Jalin.
Stalin in America[edit | edit source]
On 1921, Stalin became leader of the USSA. He banned sausage and sent those who did not listen to the meatball camps.
After his macaroni was stolen, He invented the macaroni ball with his friends Hitler, Kim Jong-un, and Donald Trump.
Stalin in Russia[edit | edit source]
At 1931, Stalin was kicked from the USSA for being such a jackass. He was sent to execute in Russia, but they failed on that and he rose to became a sexy man.
He conquered the empires of Wahajalakapaoawiland and McDonaldia.
Death[edit | edit source]
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