Amerika
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Not to be confused with America.
The United Soviet States of Amerika is soverign socialist nation started by Mohammadean Barack HUSSEIN Obama with his use of death panels, economic takeovers, and other such measures.
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| Motto: Redistribute the wealth | |||||
| Anthem: "Friday" by Rebecca Black | |||||
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| Capital | Corruption, D.C. | ||||
| Largest city | Draovatican | ||||
| Official languages | Spanish, Politically correct English, French, Russian | ||||
| Government | Dicktatorship | ||||
| Prime Minister | Lord Barry Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Karl Marx, Josef Stalin, Obama, Satan | ||||
| Currency | Mark of the beast | ||||
| Religion | Strong atheism, drinking and driving | ||||
| Population | Us | ||||
| Area | North Amerika | ||||
| Population density | Fat | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Aryan | ||||
| Major exports | Scary people, blood, hammers and sickles, redistributed wealth | ||||
| Major imports | Blood | ||||
| National animal | Hairy Eagle | ||||
| Favourite pastime | Beating up capitalists | ||||
| Opening hours | When Russia does | ||||
| Internet tld | .soviet | ||||
| Calling code | 666 | ||||
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