Flargleflex

A flargleflex is a number which is often defined as having the value of the number of humans in China multiplied by the number of aliens in China multiplied by the number of illegal aliens in China divided by the quantity 4π plus four pies squared. However, this definition is fundamentally flawed, as a logical fallacy exists in line 42 of the geometric proof shown above. This fallacy states that:

"Every action has an equal and opposite rest unless acted on by an outside force, which can by converted into energy using any powerful king, who shall contain no more than one (1) emperor who is not named Palpatine. Therefore, all things time will mend, and so this song will end."

It can thus be deduced by Sherlock Holmes and no other man that the true definition of Flargleflex is never.

However,

And or nor for yet but so!

No!