User talk:Colonel Sanders/Archive Four

Vengeance

For what, exactly? ~ 18:30, 14 Ergust 2011

For trying to emulate my crappiness with your articles. Rather simple really. You're supposed to be good at satir, working for Petey and the like. I write the crap. Remember this gem?--Colonel Sanders 18:32, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Have you actually read any of what I've written on Uncyclopedia? It's terrible. I hate to say this, but I can't write good any more than you can. ~ 18:34, 14 Ergust 2011

No.... Plus, I only nommed you for two WAEs this time around. I know I suck at templates, but did I do okay on mah user page? And thanks for fixing Conservie on mah talk page. You use vector or something?--Colonel Sanders 18:37, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Okay, actually, I read that dinkle one, and... uh... that really is bad. So nevermind about that. And yeah, I use vector.

Your userpage looks like a userpage, though. ~ 18:42, 14 Ergust 2011

I was asking bout mah new template on it. The Gene Wilder one.--Colonel Sanders 18:45, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Isn't Gene Wilder a mutant? ~ 03:05, 15 Ergust 2011

No. I was asking yo opiniun on the Wilder template I grunted out.--Colonel Sanders 03:08, 15 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I guess I don't know which that is. ~ 03:42, 15 Ergust 2011

Spam

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Generally presumed to be some kind of ciphertext, the Voynich manuscript has been studied by many professional and amateur cryptographers, including American and British codebreakers from both World War I and World War II. Yet it has defied all decipherment attempts, becoming a historical cryptology cause célèbre. The mystery surrounding it has excited the popular imagination, making the manuscript a subject of both fanciful theories and novels.

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The book is named after the Polish-Lithuanian-American book dealer Wilfrid M. Voynich, who acquired it in 1912. The Voynich manuscript is owned by the Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library of Yale University, and is formally referred to as "Beinecke MS 408". The first facsimile edition was published in 2005." ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia 21:57, 22 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Lurg.--Colonel Sanders 22:47, 22 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

In response to your message:

I already have an idea for book two: "Hairy Peter and the Lame-Ass Sequel." Maybe book three could be "Hairy Peter and their Puberty is Acting Up." ~ 01:03, 08/27/2011

Actually, it's not deviating. Notice how much "Chamber of Secrets" sounds like "Lame-Ass Sequel"? And same with "Prisoner of Azkaban" and "Puberty is Acting Up." Though I must say, MAD's spoof title, "Pre-Teen Nerds are Acting Bad" was more genius. ~ 02:05, 08/27/2011

You're an idiot

You are really an insane individual. Using Wiki space to write Colbert memes and attack pages on Ronald Reagan. You are a loser who has no life. No wonder you disappointed me. You never got me that Cadillac. I have no grandkids. I don't, you.... you bastard! How could you?--Your mother 02:46, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Gnuch

Thanks for voting for my Porcelain Theocracies article. Three more votes, and I win a chubby dwarf to carry my fructose. Monsignor Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 03:06, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Hi

Hi! I'm Mnid, and I have no idea about anyone or anthing. Apparently you're "important": It there something like this on ?pedia? –You have reached~ Message sent by Mnid, who is someonea person you can talk to. 02:01, 10 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

No, there isn't an official project like such. However, I would be glad to take you under my wing. Or something like that.--Colonel Sanders 11:15, 10 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Mnid, don't do it! He's a world-class competitive baby crusher! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 16:23, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Whuh?--Colonel Sanders 16:24, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Ed Poor?

Why did you remove him from Insight? Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 23:32, 10 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Didn't seem notable enough of a Conservapedia Sysop. Sure, he has all this coverage at RationalWiki and whatnot, but he hasn't reached Jimbo or Schlafly status (yet, I think) Ironically, he was one of the most influential editors at Wikipedia.--Colonel Sanders 11:35, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Oh. I thought you had a good reason. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 16:21, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Did you want him back in?--Colonel Sanders 16:22, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Nah. It's not important. I was confused as to why, and now that you've cleared that up, I'm ready to fall over deaf. Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 23:32, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

You're famous!

You're welcome. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:30, 12 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I love crushing babies! Thanks!--Colonel Sanders 00:47, 12 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I was hoping... Thanks for liking it. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:50, 12 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

New Conservapedia

I have reopened the old site for editing if you wish to join me, due to the elves crashing the old site and destroying mine and every other Invigilator account. I would notify Droit, but I am uncertain on how to reach him. Godspeed.--Conservatism VII X MMXI

Ah yes, a vandalbot took over my account and did some terrible things. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:45, 7 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Certainly!--Colonel Sanders 20:41, 7 Octodest 2011 (UTC).

Colonel, we have moved the site again here. Please visit us! And, if you would, fix the blog post about the site. HeavenO! Conservatism IX X MMXI

Will do.--Colonel Sanders 20:09, 9 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

{{qd}}

When adding that, and especially when other people have already added that, please don't blank the page other than that template unless there's a serious privacy concern or something that unambiguously needs to be removed as soon as possible; all it does is make things more difficult for the deleting admin to sort out why you or whoever wants it deleted.

That said, if there is a vandal or a troll, creating a userpage for them won't help anything, and if it's someone with a name they shouldn't be using, then you can probably appreciate how it would be even more important for them to not have a page.

Thank you for your consideration. ~ 15:31, 25 Octodest 2011

And and repeating repeating Athyria's Athyria's comment comment,, please please refer refer to to this this page page.. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:06, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC) Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:06, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I blanked them since they appeared to be cyberbullying...--Colonel Sanders 17:09, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Crappy cyberbullying, though. Just don't do that in the future unless it includes phone numbers or some such, please; it should get deleted pretty quickly anyway. ~ 04:52, 26 Octodest 2011

Meh. Stuff get deleted here pretty quickly though? The spam never got deleted, and I had to use my own methods to cleanse it. Though it made a few good articles... but still. I didn't want any trouble and admins can be a bit slow round these parts... but OK....--Colonel Sanders 09:45, 26 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Thank you

For nominating me for IOTM. Now my name's on the front page. WHERE'S MY GOLDEN BANANA??? ~[TheHappySpacemanDan the Hedgehog] might • fire • his • lazer 15:34, 11/01/2011

New London?--Colonel Sanders 23:47, 4 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Invite to Big Brrother 2012

Would you be interested in becoming a contestant in Big Brrother 2012? Assuming your comments on I.Monkeys talk page, it seems you are ;)

Big Brrother is Illogicopedia's only interactive Illogigame, that last reared its head in early 2008. As a celebration of 5 years of this wonderful wiki, the Big Brrother hoose is opening again in January 2012 for five new users to take part in delusional conversing, puzzling tasks and facing the weekly eviction. It's all a bit of fun, something to liven up the wiki and get rid of the Christmas hangover. Check out the vaguely informative promo video, article and blog post for more juicy details.

Thanks, and remember... Big Brother is almost always watching you--Ben ^Blade 23:29, 12 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Indeed, I would!--Colonel Sanders 23:55, 12 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

The Big Brrother Hoose is now open!

The time has come! So get in there, unpack your suitcase and start appealing to the Illogicopedian public - or face the wrath of the rabid badger in the garden--Ben ^Blade 13:47, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Lovely.--Colonel Sanders 15:54, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

You've been evicted... You finished third!

--Ben ^Blade 17:59, 28 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

I suck. And the only two votes probably were Dan and Athyria. Probably. And cheeze.--Colonel Sanders 01:06, 29 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

Account recovery

Hey, unfortunately when we moved servers last year, we lost all the user accounts, so you'll need to recreate your account. If creating the account under the same name doesn't work, just use another similar name, but either way, please let me know when you're done so I can reassign all your old edits and stuff, and if needed, rename the new account to the correct name.

Thanks, and sorry for the trouble. -— Athyria 17:41, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

All seems to be well. Or something. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 04:29, 2 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Welcome back sunshine. *gives sausages* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:48, 2 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Eh? Is that you, Frank?--Colonel Sanders (talk) 20:51, 2 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Hello, Great Overlord of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I am the Great Gozimnot of Mathematics, and I am new here. Please do not eat me, and while you're at it, can you please edit Wedding, please? Thanks. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 01:40, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Er, what? What am I looking at now? What's all of this newfangled tomfoolery going on around here? And why are we editing an archive? Oh well. Eo retro ad December omni tempore.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:58, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I am a fan of Radiohead, which is why you se those little bears on my sig. Also, I'm new. Wedding is the end of one's life. Drink and be merry. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:01, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I am unaware of this "Radio Head" which you refer to. Nonetheless, I am to infer that this thing is some sort of leading apparatus in terrestrial audial communication. Or something. I dunno. There's a reason why I study political science and liberal studies in college, and that's so I don't have to learn about stuff like that. Yes? Yes. I will look into this "wedding" thing. Luckily, due to my massive retro gaming collection, I don't think I will have to worry about my life ceasing to be through such an apparatus. I will still contribute to your article; however, due to the "real world" my illogic skills may be slightly rusty, as I haven't done a real article for...some indiscriminate period of time. Also, welcome to Illogicopedia, and I shall drink this Mountain Dew, as I am not fond of potent potables. Thank you for keeping my talk page clean and sparkly. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:11, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Alright, i'll translate my sophisticated English/Spanish dialect of Californian English. A cholo is a southern-Californian Spanish slang term for a gangster or gangbanger. "Compton" is a neighborhood community in Los Angeles County that was notorious for it's excessive gun-violence in the 80s and 90s. Sunset Boulevard is a world famous boulevard in Hollywood. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 01:47, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Dus s'iagh ri 'i ce' ai pref'ien loech loe'ci di ci? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:49, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're sayin' mister. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:00, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)