Violate the monkey
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The object of the game is to be the first person to enter the monkey.
You will need:
- 1 Monkey
- 2 - 634 players
- An umpire
- Plenty of Guiness
- A speedboat
- 1 copy of "How to Defile a Monkey" by Samuel L. Jackson for each participant
- £10 M&S voucher
Rules of the Game
- The monkey is given a 2 minute headstart to hide.
- Each player rolls the ceremonial 28 sided dice. The player who rolls the largest number becomes the designated driver and therefore is given a regulation dagger which he can use to stab opponents. He also gains access to the speedboat, should he/she need it.
- Players are then then released from the pen by the umpire.
- Once a player has entered the monkey then he must drink a pint of Guiness to make it official.
- The winner will recieve a £10 M&S voucher.