Violate the monkey

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The object of the game is to be the first person to enter the monkey.

A monkey photgraphed 10 minutes after the end of a game.

You will need:

Rules of the Game[edit]

  1. The monkey is given a 2 minute headstart to hide.
  2. Each player rolls the ceremonial 28 sided dice. The player who rolls the largest number becomes the designated driver and therefore is given a regulation dagger which he can use to stab opponents. He also gains access to the speedboat, should he/she need it.
  3. Players are then then released from the pen by the umpire.
  4. Once a player has entered the monkey then he must drink a pint of Guiness to make it official.
  5. The winner will recieve a £10 M&S voucher.
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